Somewhat similar effect a "Whiskey Dick" though instead of being unable to get erect do to too much alcohol consumption, the man in unable to ejaculate due to alcohol numbing any sensitivity in his member.
Guy 1 "After we got back to her place from the bar Justine and I went at it forever but I just couldn't cum. I ended up just giving up and rolling over."
Guy 2 "What was she just that bad?"
Guy 1 "No she was great, I was just scotch blocked like a motherfucker."
Guy 2 "What was she just that bad?"
Guy 1 "No she was great, I was just scotch blocked like a motherfucker."
by QRant March 19, 2013
by Scotchtape123 June 03, 2020
Oh the humanity, my ass icthes so damn bad from the excess poop scotch left behind.
I have literally been in and out of the bathroom all day long, wiping away the poop scotch that just doesn't end.
I remember coming home from school with poop scotch on my tightly whiteys, due to the massive weggies Nelson would give me on a daily basis.
I have literally been in and out of the bathroom all day long, wiping away the poop scotch that just doesn't end.
I remember coming home from school with poop scotch on my tightly whiteys, due to the massive weggies Nelson would give me on a daily basis.
Oh golly gee, I obviously cut my turd off to early, being that I've been wiping poop scotch of my itchy brown eye all day.
Damn my ass itches bad, I can only imagine how sticky and thick the poop scotch is down yonder.
What a hot brutal day I've had at work honey, especially with the terrible swamp ass I've been dealing with throughout the day, I couldn't wait to get back and wash the sticky and very itchy poop scotch out of my turd cutter hairs.
Damn my ass itches bad, I can only imagine how sticky and thick the poop scotch is down yonder.
What a hot brutal day I've had at work honey, especially with the terrible swamp ass I've been dealing with throughout the day, I couldn't wait to get back and wash the sticky and very itchy poop scotch out of my turd cutter hairs.
To set blaze to the trail behind you. This can be used as an adjective, adverb, or verb, depending on the user’s fluency in acculturated hibbity-jibbity.
A mondegreen of “scorched-earth”, this iteration is believed to have evolved from military sandbox video games where young or mentally handicap-able players adopted the term through oral traditions. The lexicalization of the term occurs when the player believes it lends them a manner of respect as a well-read strategist. This term has not been uniformly adopted unironically by any known subcultures, which indicates that the rare users of “scotched-earth” may be experiencing developmental delays which impair comprehension or social cues.
A mondegreen of “scorched-earth”, this iteration is believed to have evolved from military sandbox video games where young or mentally handicap-able players adopted the term through oral traditions. The lexicalization of the term occurs when the player believes it lends them a manner of respect as a well-read strategist. This term has not been uniformly adopted unironically by any known subcultures, which indicates that the rare users of “scotched-earth” may be experiencing developmental delays which impair comprehension or social cues.
“I’m not a pacifist, but I’ve personally found longer-term benefits from not going Scotched-Earth.”
“This clip from 2 years ago debunks your entire narrative. You made it seem as though he went scotched earth on the idea.”
“This clip from 2 years ago debunks your entire narrative. You made it seem as though he went scotched earth on the idea.”
by RippaverseFan59 January 29, 2025
when your a full blown fucking retard and decide to rip off, set up, rought anyone type of shit you will be scotched.
A man who is already allocated the job ...the 7foot big motherfuckin scary psycotic will drug, kidnap, and rape the fuck out of you aka ...a man and upon waking MAJORITY LIKE 99.9% OF THE TIME. this is the most de-masculating fuckin thing ever and if you fuck up enough in the game i swear to god mothefruckers will get you.
hilarious as it is not many are heard about after that...
A man who is already allocated the job ...the 7foot big motherfuckin scary psycotic will drug, kidnap, and rape the fuck out of you aka ...a man and upon waking MAJORITY LIKE 99.9% OF THE TIME. this is the most de-masculating fuckin thing ever and if you fuck up enough in the game i swear to god mothefruckers will get you.
hilarious as it is not many are heard about after that...
"Fuck that cunt he owes 10s of thousands and wants to fuckin brag about a big wad of cash, scotch him"
"have you spoken to gary lately? nah heard that motherfucker was scotched"
"have you spoken to gary lately? nah heard that motherfucker was scotched"
by Harmony Mills October 20, 2022
"Just like scotch and coke, goes hand in hand"
"Wow you look scotched dude!"
"Would you scotch her?"
"Nothing better than a scotch and coke to get you through the night"
"Scotch 1,2,3"
"Let's play some hop scotch"
"Wow you look scotched dude!"
"Would you scotch her?"
"Nothing better than a scotch and coke to get you through the night"
"Scotch 1,2,3"
"Let's play some hop scotch"
by Scotchandcoke123 August 02, 2019
by Bigcid March 21, 2020