by Urban General August 24, 2022
A pair of scissors kept in the bathroom and exclusively used to divide large feces into flush-able segments.
I was at my boyfriends' house last night and took a giant crap. Fortunately, I found a pair of turd-scissors under the sink, and quickly cut the problem down to size.
by Trottz January 21, 2014
I met our new neighbors today, husband says to wife. Wife replied with, The rusty scissors across the street?, I heard they were very nice.
by Bitch Pudding December 20, 2021
A shot created on May 22, 2011 at O'Tooles Irish American Grill and Bar located in Royal Oak, MI at 205 West 5th Street. It's a mouth friendly libation that consists of one part Coconut flavored vodka or rum, one part peach schnapps, a splash of both cranberry and orange juice.
by The Scissorers May 22, 2011
An expression used when someone points out that something in fiction doesn’t make sense, but it doesn’t matter if it makes sense because it’s fictional.
In Edward scissor hands a lot doesn’t make sense, but it doesn’t matter because it’s fictional.
In Edward scissor hands a lot doesn’t make sense, but it doesn’t matter because it’s fictional.
by Dragontaz220 August 24, 2022
The house next door is a scissor house now that Abby and all her lesbian girlfriends are living there together.
by HannibalSmithandBA May 22, 2022
by kclaxpoo August 15, 2011