Dan Schneider'd 

to get raped by a wealthy person, usually over millions per month.

"I feel bad for your sister who got Dan Schneider'd man, I hope she recovers from that."

Dan Schneider'd by themanwhomans May 9, 2024

Dan Schneider

A HORRIBLE person that hired a convicted pedophile to be on set with little girls showing their feet
AAAAND hes probably a discord mod

Someone: why do you hate Dan Schneider so much?
Me: *reads this definition out*

Dan Schneider by cloudydayz88 May 15, 2024

Dan Schneider

A creepy tv producer and actor who likes little girl's feet and thinks

he's john hughes and norman lear but in reality

he's the biggest douche in the universe due to his actions on set.

Dan Schneider: I am the greatest children's sit com producer ever.
Me seeing him on the street: Here he is, the Biggest Douche of the Universe! In all the galaxies, there's no bigger douche than you!
You've reached the top, the pinnacle of douchedom! Good going, douche. Your dreams have come true!.

Dan Schneider: That is not true
Me: You were like forty when you knocked up the sixteen year old sister of a pop princess!! Jerry trainor yelled at you a lot because you were acting like a complete idiot.

Dan Schneider by LordWeathermort December 14, 2024

Iron Schneider 

When you finally go to the bathroom after being constipated, you end up with an Iron Schneider in the toilet bowl.

Schneider re: a hot dog.
Iron re: hard consistancy due to constipation

Oh man, my butt hurts! I finally dropped an Iron Schneider after eating 2 bowls of All Bran!

Iron Schneider by EmilyBalon February 21, 2025

Iron Schneider 

An Iron Schneider is what comes out of you when you poop after being constipated. A very hard log.

Oh man, my butt hurts! I finally dropped an Iron Schneider after downing 4 bowls of All Bran!

Iron Schneider by EmilyBalon February 21, 2025

Dan "Get In The Van" Schneider 

A Nickelodeon Scandal.

Nickelodeon Dan "Get In The Van" Schneider "The Boot!"

B-Dum Tsss

Dan "Get In The Van" Schneider by Maya Butreeks May 13, 2021

Alec C. Schneider

a stupid fucking Canadian man whole loves Tim Hortons, hockey, and pc games....

....and weezer

Alec C. Schneider is a stupid Canadian

Alec C. Schneider by lunadatuna February 27, 2022