scarfing

the use of something to abstruct blood flow to the head to increase masturbation pleasure at climax

karl died while scarfing to horseflesh's sweat stained t-shirt

by jackass February 20, 2005

Sausage Scarf

The foreskin of an uncircumcised penis

1.) Things were getting hot and heavy until he showed me his sausage scarf.

2.) As if I didn't already have the hots for the butcher, it was over once he showed me his sausage scarf.

by SF720 September 11, 2015

AIR SCARF

When a person passes gas while wearing a longer jacket that covers the buttox. This causes the hot gas to rise inside the jacket and escape around the neck and face area like an invisible scarf of flatulence.

Man, ever since I had tacos for lunch I've been sporting this air scarf.

I've been air scarfing all day! I can't stand it anymore!

Jamen: I much prefer the warmth of an air scarf over a regular scarf anyday, much cozier.
Chad: I definitely agree, certainly much more personal.

by Jamen and Chad April 3, 2008

scarf-n-barf

1. The technique implemented in the Bulemic weight loss system. Eat shit tons of food, go to the bathroom and hork it all up.

2. Doing a task or job fast and sloppy.

1. Jesus, Sally needs to stop scarf-n-barfing, it's not helping her figure.

2a. Jeff, scarfing-n-barfing your homework is not acceptable, do it over.
2b. Tom, it's Friday. Scarf-n-barf that work of yours, it's time to go to the bar.

by Asswip'e October 13, 2007

cunt scarf

A skirt so high it looks more like a scarf.
An insult.

"Do you have any skirts that are more cunt scarf than this?"
"You cunt scarf."

by Chris Kirk March 28, 2005

scarf

A fuzzy garment worn by emo kids, usually to soak up their tears. Even worn in the hottest of weather. Sometimes plaid, or flannel. A substitute for tissue, because a scarf is handy, and always around your neck.

Jim locked himself in his room, crying into his scarf, because his girlfriend no longer loved him. Dashboard played in the background.

by The Sexi Mexican June 26, 2004

paul schafer

isn't he that guy on david letterman? paul schafer is usually bald but can play the keyboard pretty well.

- hey did you see paul schafer play last night?

- yeah he was pretty funny

by Joe Fuzzio February 4, 2010