canine scale

Based on a man's age, this scale classifies men (who prey on younger women for their sexual appetite) as canines.

The scale is as follows:

Age 0-12: Pup
Age 13-17: Weasel
Age 18-21: Dingo
Age 22-29: Jackal
Age 30-39: Coyote
Age 40-49: Husky
Age 50-59: Silver Fox
Age 60-68: Wolf
Age 69: Pooch / Bush Dog
Age 70-79: Arctic Wolf
Age 80-89: Hyena
Age 90-99: Badger
Age 100+: Old Dog

Zac Efron is a Jackal on the Canine Scale, but Charlie Hunnam, Gerard Butler, George Clooney, and Bruce Willis are classified as Coyote, Husky, Silver Fox, and Wolf, respectively.

by danthecolombian December 7, 2016

Riddle Shot Scale

As you might seen Riddle Vision, the riddle shot scale was developed by three guys from Embry Riddle Prescott campus. The normal rating of girls is on the 1 to 10 scale with 10 being the hottest. Now the shot scale is how many shots you must take in order for a girl to be hot. 0 shots being the hottest girl because you dont need to be impaired to hook up with her.

Dude it would take me 4 shots on the riddle shot scale to hook up with that girl.

That girl would take 10 on the riddle shot scale.

by flyboyz777 July 12, 2010

Bro-Scale

A scale of 1-10 to rate your buddies on what type of "Bro" they are
Points may be added or deducted depending on the conduct of that "bro"
for instance if a guy is rated 3 on the bro scale he is not a very good friend where if he was rated a 9 he is a close buddy that is always there for you.

"Bro-Scale" may also be called when a guy acts not in a "Bro" manner. This can be said to him to let him know that he is losing points on the bro scale

Guy 1: you ready to get wasted tonite?
Guy 2:Nah I think im gonna stay in with my Girlfriend and watch the note book.
Guy 1: Bro-scale...

by Caldie February 16, 2009

1-10 Female attractiveness scale

The scale is used to rate females on how attractive they are. A "1" would be someone similar to a wrinkley old grandma (unless you're into that kind of stuff). I have yet to see a "10" as they are so rare.

Home boii 1: Yo' man my girl is a solid 10 (on the 1-10 Female attractiveness scale)
Home boii 2: Damn! How much did you pay her to stay with your sorry ass?
Home boii 1: Bruh

by I'm Kiki August 31, 2016

scapegoat

The second tab you have open while watching porn in case somebody walks in on you.

Oh cool, is that Reddit/TIFU, what are you looking at?
I don't know, this is just my scapegoat.

by DaddyFliffus September 10, 2016

Briggsy Scale

A scale for determining a person's level of gayness. The scale runs from 1 (a straight person with an unintentional slight minciness in deportment) to 10 (Briggsy - the gayest of the gay).

See that guy with the pink lipstick and pink mini skirt?

The one with 8 guys wanking over him and a huge butt plug in his ass?

Yeah that one. He's number nine on the Briggsy scale.

by Gordy Frigmahole February 6, 2007

Intoxication Scale

A means of indicating how intoxicated you are to others.

Scale definitions:
0% - Stone cold sober
30-80% - "Head clear" zone. The point where you have a buzz but are not fully intoxicated.
50% - You are too drunk to drive (legally)
100% - Fully (and comfortably) intoxicated
150% - "No longer fun" drunk (ie. slurring, stumbling and making an ass out of yourself)
200% - So drunk that you will puke at some point (could be the next day)
300% - So drunk you pass out
400% - Death is near

Person 1: "How drunk are you on the intoxication scale?"
Person 2: "I'm a solid 70%, you?"
Person 1: "I'm already at 100%"
Person 2: "Nice. I need to drink faster to catch up."

by Vic320 February 4, 2010