Suffering

None of the antonyms are very accurate...

Hym "Didn't we already do this one before?"

Iam "I don't know. I kind of vaguely remember doing it once before...."

Hym "Hmm... Well, just do it again for posterity"

Iam "Alright. So for 'Suffering' they use antonyms like 'Joy' or 'Delight' but those things are fleeing. They aren't really the opposite. The opposite of 'Suffering' is everything that isn't 'Suffering'."

Hym "Yeah... That's good. That was a good one."

by Hym Iam April 30, 2022

sufferingjews

1. the state of complete happiness
2. the action of cleansing a wounded calf.
3. the act of soddemizing your algebra teacher
4. an individual who practices law while on the toilet

1 Yay the holocaust was full of sufferingjews!
2 Man that calf was so messed up i couldn't leave it without giving it a thorough sufferingjews job
3 I had detention with Mr. Coleman so i decided to drug him and sufferingjews him until the janitor got involved.
4 I might go to law school because i get constapated very often. that way i can just sufferingjews all day.

by gravedigger33 July 16, 2009

Derek Shaffer

A god loving citizen, who loves hot air ballon rides and tabby cats. This man is one with Jesus Christ and has never commited a sin. On weekends he volunteers at a soup kitchen and plays dominos with senior citizens. He prefers christen rock, and you will occasionally see him rocking out to Boy George in his yellow VW Bug. He is a closet homosexual, but will never admit it because he is a chirsten.

I want to be a good person like Derek Shaffer.
He is gay like Derek Shaffer

by jessZILLA August 8, 2009

suffering succotash

Mixed vegetables with weltschmertz.

Succotash: Oh, I'm just so sick of it all. Nobody really likes me. What's the point of life?

Mashed potatoes: I feel your suffering succotash... bro.

by onelongdrinkofwater May 15, 2011

Siffer

The act of suffering and simmer at the same time.

The villian siffered after a blast from Superman's laser vision.
Evil people will siffer in hell.
That chicken siffered before you ate it.

by Badger Garner November 30, 2005

Shaffer

1. An unpleasant feeling accompanied by foul odors and a mess in the pants
2. Inspiring dread; terrible
3. To make a critical error

1. "My stomach hurts so bad, I think I'm going to shaffer my pants!"
2. The car accident reached shafferific proportions.
3. You really shaffered that one.

by B.J. Sharter June 19, 2008

Soffer

A social media douche who is afraid to say anything to anybody's face, but will comment about it on any social platform he or she can. Friends to your face, but an ass behind your back. in the real world, has very very few friends and will post on the weekends heavily because he or she is bored and has NOTHING else to do.

Dude 1- You bro, you want to get fucked up tonight?

Dude 2-No, I am gonna go on the book & gram and Soffer the shit out of some people.

by ScootsToTheBoots June 10, 2017