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smeggle

One of exceptionally low intelligence; a buffoon.
That man is a smeggle.
by Sir_Pwnalot February 18, 2004
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smeggy

Hard cum crystallited on the mans un washed penis after sex.
Eww what's this smeggy on your dick who the other girl?
by you shall never know my name;) December 6, 2013
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Skeggae

1. (noun)

A hybrid of two relatively popular and now common genres of people; those who enjoy going around pulling innocents' trousers down and Rastafarian folk who love Bob Marley in a non-sexual way.

Skeggers, found very commonly in areas such as Niddrie or Inch, often pleasure little German rabbits with a smile. If feeling adventurous, maybe even a "Hello"

Reggae people stereotypically find happiness and relaxation to smoke weed. They usually come from the Caribbean and like Reggae music such as Big Joe or more punk-oriented band Bad Brains.

Skeggae culture isn't so large yet, but what's expected is, if grown to be largely popular, you will experience while walking down the road is most people listening on their iPods to skeggae groups singing to a reggae beat of the pleasures of skegging. The thrill increased further if the person happens to have the name Donald (Donald where's your troosers?). Of course at some point while chilling along down the road you would have a sudden urge to pull that old woman in front of you's skirt down.
A: Did you like (insert reggae band name here)'s new record?
B: Yeah... had a strange amount of songs based around skegging though didn't it?
A: Yeah well haven't you heard? (insert reggae band name here) have tooken a skeggae direction recently while in Niddrie with a few Cuban mates.
B: Oh right that explains it.
by Murray Loup May 15, 2007
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Slegg

Slegg - underachieving member of society that usually lacks a decent appearance.
"I am tired of those damn Slegg's always getting my order wrong at Mcdonalds"

"That slegg is taking forever to make my meal"

"That crappy slegg janitor needs to replace the urinal pucks."
by Blargwarg February 13, 2010
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skegg

A gold-digging, triffling whore that you definitely cannot carry home to your mother or to the family reunion or to the rundown bar outside your neighbourhood. Only an object of sexual desire
I used to deal up in skeggs, but I realise that it was a total waste of time because after I had wild sex with her, I definitely didn't want to see her again

"You should stop checking those skeggs before you get AIDS"
by Hutttz August 18, 2007
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Sweggy

A chilled person, some who is extremely cool gets along with anything and let’s nothing phase him/her
Justin is so sweggy,that’s why he’ll never get into a fight
by Blackest guy November 14, 2018
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seggle

To have sex through Omegle.
hey you wanna omegle my seggle.

sure.
by penisviginia July 6, 2010
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