Suicidal Kernels

The popcorn that falls out of the bag

Jim: God Damnit!
Bob: What?
Jim: Nothing, just some Suicidal Kernels.
Bob: Your mother passed away this morning of liver failure.

by Captain H8orade June 13, 2015

Fireturd Suite

These are the sounds made when one drops a spicy fireturd!

I heard the Fireturd Suite coming from the toilet!

by I, Wreckerrr December 11, 2020

Suit yourself

Do whatever you want because I sure don't care. Frequently sarcastic although one may genuinely be so over the friendship that they really are apathetic about it.

Used especially when you want to be done with someone who is choosing to be a jerk instead of being decent. A good way to end a tense conversation when you want to show your anger & disapproval of the other person's behavior.

Cade told his coworker on Thursday that he was going to call in sick on yet another Friday before a 3 day weekend, leaving everyone else to pick up the slack again. His coworker replied, "Suit yourself," hoping that the boss would finally fire him.

by Hip Mama April 5, 2010

suitheism

The understanding that one's own self is a god, but does not deny the existence of other gods.

Joe: Have you ever had the feeling that you are a god?
Jane: Do you mean suitheism? Yes, I know I'm a god.

by David Michael Cunningham January 6, 2008

suicide behind Barr

A “suicide” that takes place under the watch of United States Attorney General William Barr.

Epstein has become too dangerous to those at the top with the most to lose; suicide behind Barr is their only option.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 10, 2019

Carpet Suit

A Carpet Suit is worn by someone who is routinely late to work. The suit allows them to blend in with the work environment and sneak into their office / cubical unnoticed. This suit allows their arrival at work to go undetected by those that sit near them. A carpet suit wearer will never say "good morning" or start a conversation until near lunch.

Tom - Boy I did not even hear Jim come in...
Steve - Yeah, he must have worn his carpet suit in today!

by CaptainMonkeyPants February 25, 2010

PR Suicide

To destroy your own public relation with supporters or general public.

John committed PR suicide by telling criticizers to kill themselves.

by Skeeveo January 15, 2015