Crazy Stairs

1. Slang term coined by Stewie Griffin for M.C. Escher's painting 'Relativity.'

2. A term expressing excitement or happiness.

1. John - You know that painting with all the steps going in different directions?
Jane - Oh, you mean Crazy Stairs, by Escher.

2. Jane - I got tickets to see Green Day at Wembley Arena,
John - Crazy Stairs.

by Scat Chambers October 17, 2008

peril of a wax staircase

a conversation pattern in which the discourse appears to follow the laws of logic and reason, but, in fact, upon close examination of, or prolonged participation in...you get stuck like you do when you try to walk up a melting wax staircase.
often occurs when parties involved in conversation attempt to be more clever or witty than they actually are.

inspired by the melting wax staircase sequence in the "House of Wax" remake

after a 20 minute discussion about writing a play that would serve as an analogy for our current situation (in which we were unable to score some mushrooms), the metaphor was over-extended, and we found ourselves faced with the peril of a wax staircase

by Shenan Hahn and Dan Prestwich April 20, 2006

Pickle Staircase

Pickle Staircase is better known as Katy Perry. Katy is called Pickle Staircase by her fans the KatyCats. The name came up when the mods of the KatyPerryForum changed "Katy" to "Pickle" and "Perry" to "Staircase" on april fools day 2009.

Girl 1: WTF is Pickle Staircase?!
Girl 2: duh, It's Katy Perry!

by LenaCupcake September 4, 2009

falling up stairs

When one falls walking or running upstairs.

Also known a tripping up stairs.

So the other day I was talking to this super cute guy and the next thing I knew I was falling up stairs.

Sooo embarrassing.

by trippenstairs November 9, 2009

Cleveland Stairmaster

While walking up a flight of stairs, taking a projectile shit or sharting (fart & shit at the same time) on the person behind you.

Guy 1: Dude you wouldn't believe what my girl did last night!

Guy 2: She didn't fake it?

Guy 1: Nah, I was walking up stairs behind her and smacked her ass and she suprised me with a Cleveland Stairmaster!

Guy 2: Dude....

by Skadandy88 December 14, 2010

saira

saira is a bubbly cutie but unfortunately a non-stop chatter box, a tom boy, behind whom lies a beautiful girl, a fun loving person and always getting scolded for foolish and funny questions.yet fills the atmosphere around with love,fun,brightness,positivity and of course chattering.

damn, she's annoying.
yup she is a saira but i love her :D

by mandy5464564 April 13, 2010

Saira

A young girl with black hair. Usually, Sairas' have black hair and maybe highlights. Their eyes are also a deep shade of brown. Most Sairas' are rather depressed people. Either very depressed, or very very happy. Some, find happy Sairas' annoying. But others get quite friendly with them.

To be friends with a Sad Saira, you have to get them to trust you and make sure you can trust them back. Don't break their trust with you or they'll break your bones.

Happy Sairas':

Figure 1: "Gosh. That..that Saira...She's so..bloody annoying!"
Figure 2: "Hey! She's my friend. Aand she's really nice. You should try getting to know her, dufus."
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Sad Sairas':

Figure 1: "Hey, See that emo chick over there? She's such a slut!"
Figure 2: "Hey! You don't know anything about her! She's real nice, you know?"

by RippedOpen July 8, 2010