Sporkenife

The yet-to-be-copyrighted brand name of a utensil that includes a spoon, a fork and a knife. It's basically a longer version of a spork with knife teeth on one side.

Derek: I have something to eat that requires three different utensils. What am I to do?
Otto: Here, use my Sporkenife!

by BAHD April 17, 2007

Joe Stories

joe stories are:
A) those which cannot realistically be duplicated by other people;
B) those which seem to be made up entirely unless you know joe; and
C) a never-fail icebreaker

Matt: "Plans tonight?"
Ben: "Let's tell joe stories! Have you heard the one about the pie plate?"

by t-pow February 8, 2010

Pimp spit stories

Stories that are over the top, possibly uncomfortable and embarrassing. It's based on the Friends episode, where Paul Rudd (Mike) takes Phoebe to meet his parents and she tells a story about how she has Hepatitis because a pimp spit in her mouth.

I was on a date and this guy was telling ridiculous stories about fighting, like being outnumbered 6 to 1 and using a baseball bat in fights, and I was just like, could we have less pimp spit stories please.

by Siouxsie Supertramp July 20, 2020

spodie

same as circle jerk, where last person to ejaculate eats what ever is being jerked off on

hey guys, lets have a spodie tonight, and we can video tape it.

the oval office is designed for playing spodie (when republicans are in office)

by bongmonster April 25, 2006

sporked

FUBAR.. Has mechanical problems.
Computer component that has been zapped by lightning or some other surge.

We tried to use the computer, but the modem, etc. was sporked.

by Lil Lady January 21, 2004

spodie

A wet fart.

I was going to pass gas during my date, but had to go home when it turned out to be a spodie.

by Mr Gribber September 1, 2009

sporked

Codeword for banned. It originated on Gothic.net, where if a user is banned, their user title is changed to "eyeball SPORKED!", therefore to get 'sporked' means to get banned from something.

The admins at Gothic.net sporked their own mods! Trolls are starting to seep in and the site is dying. Let's find a way to save it.

by Hand Hanzo (ikarileaderbjk mirror) July 28, 2006