Soggy Lobster

(n.): Word to describe a penis that explodes during ejaculation. The skin is torn in several places and the flesh protrudes out, dripping with blood and semen. Usually brought on by recreational use of viagra and penis pumping combined.

A soggy lobster.

by CrunchyCrab October 27, 2010

Soggy Shoe

a soggy shoe is when a male masturbate and releases his fluids into a person's shoe right before he/she puts it on. and then they put it on with cum all on the inside

i gave my girlfriend a soggy shoe because it was funny

by sizzle master October 30, 2010

Soggity

The texture of chips left in the fridge overnight.

Aw this chips are really soggity!

by Mr Big D May 14, 2012

Soggy Molly

The act of collecting large amounts of saliva on your index finger and then sticking it in someone's armpit with a twisting motion. Usually done from behind to allow for the element of surprise and to give you a chance to run.

Index fingers from both hands can be used at the same time for a double-barreled soggy molly.

While Billy-Bob was giving the nerd a wet willy, Jimbo was giving him a soggy molly.

by angus mctavish September 30, 2012

soggy tent

A soggy tent is defined as being an event post-golden shower, when your sheets are soaked in an unhealthy amount of urine.

"Joe sat gleefully in the middle of his soggy tent, pretending to be in a North American boreal forest."

by TheBanterBoyz April 30, 2014

Soggy Chinese Phonebook

When a fat chick has multiple chins and you blow a massive load of cum all over them.

"Man I gave Sarah a soggy chinese phonebook last night"

by Waylin May 11, 2015

Soggy Flip Flop

When a lady has camel toe whilst wearing a thong and the part between her lips becomes moist.

My missus went to see a strip show last night. When I asked her how it was she said "There were plenty of soggy flip flops".

by ponytrice July 14, 2015