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wine sneeze

The act of sneezing after or during wine consumption. End result is splatter the shade of Merlot on your person or a friend.
Brittany: "oh man, what's all over my shirt"
Jenny: "yo, that looks like a wine sneeze"
by WineRanger June 13, 2014
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Atomic sneeze

WOAH MAN. THAT ATOMIC SNEEZE WOKE UP THE ENTIRE CITY!
by mr. memeword June 30, 2022
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Sneeze of Snow

When you see spots of snow crystals but they don't last long enough to accumulate.
A "Sneeze of Snow" occurred yesterday.
by Jamfetto II March 29, 2016
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Devon Sneezes

A long progression of short, tiny and quiet sneezes. There must be at least six consecutive sneezes in a row, and they can be no louder than a 20 decibels.
Person 1: (sneezes twice loudly)

Person 2: Sorry dude, but those don't count as Devon Sneezes!

Person 1: (sneezes seventeen times in a row near silently)

Person 2: There you go!
by CaptainMurdock June 5, 2011
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Penile Sneeze

"I asked her for a Kleenex and then gave her a penile sneeze.'
by Jackie Jehovah November 19, 2010
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Blue Sneeze

When your girl gets you to the point of blue balls and you sneeze and jizz inside your pants along with obtaining a boner.
Bro, I just had a blue sneeze and need to change my pants.
by Lt. Chisley January 27, 2020
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sneeze bukkake

When someone sneezes on your face very offensively, leaving you covered in fine drops of nose juice, similar to the covering when being the object of a bukkake scene in an adult movie.
Also applicable if performed on oneself.
Then she sneezed at me, i felt like a sneeze bukkake.
by Johnny Tramp August 31, 2010
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