slurry fart

It is the portmanteau from Sloppy and Curry. Slurry means a sloppy curry fart. Its when you follow through when you don't mean to, or when you just put to much pressure behind a fart and you end up shitting your pants.

bloke1: *sloppy fart sound*
bloke2: Tell me that was not a slurry fart
bloke1: I don't think i followed through though
bloke2: go check yourself

by FatGimp March 10, 2008

Smurf Kiss

is when you are taking a crap in a porto shitter and the splashes up and touches your ass!

My white underwear were blue from a smurf kiss.

by Jeff Segelke March 10, 2008

smur mur

smoke weed

i'm going to go smur mur and get to bed

by brahhdah January 20, 2009

Slurry duty

Attending court for an alcohol related charges such as DUI charges or drunk in public charges.

Dude 1:"Hey man, how long you gonna be without a license?"
Drunk Driver: "I'll find out Monday. That's when I gotta go court for slurry duty."

by ODavid March 15, 2011

Slurry my bun

The act of man juice being squirted between the buns of a lover. Then squeezing the buns together to get good slurry coverage for both sides of the bun so that they meld one cheek to another.

That man is so fine, he can slurry my bun anytime!

by craycray325 June 4, 2013

Scurrr!

A callout, indicating a high testosterone level

A: Dude, you wanna do some benchpressing?
B: Scurrr!

by josspool November 25, 2014

Smurfdick

When you’ve been drinking blue food colouring laced alcoholic beverages all night, and you suck your boyfriends cock short thereafter and he wakes up in the morning with a blue peen.

I sucked my mans cock last night after my food colouring laced beverage ... he woke up with a big ol’ smurfdick !

by StickyNicky87 February 17, 2018