smuche

When two people come together butt to butt in a scissoring or tribbing formation, and simultaneously shit; there by creating a hot chili dog mess.

Joi: Hey, I have to poop.
Zach: So do I, do you want to smuche and then waffle stomp it down the drain?
Joi: Keke meow!
Zach: Cool, I'll donkey punch you later.
Joi: Erm

by G9surfsashore June 23, 2019

smurdau

Acea persoana, prin definiție "român adevărat " care, în timpul sărbătorilor, "gustă" masiv din toate porcăriile ( a se înțelege produse din porc... ) iar după, simțind că sfârșitul îi este aproape, cheamă soția / prietena și toţi cunoscuții in jurul său pentru a-i aprinde lumânarea și solicită cu ultimele puteri vocale ajutorul SMURD -ului pentru a-l ierta de toate pacatele culinare și a-l repune pe picioare. Pentru a continua cu desertul, desigur...

Cu ocazia sarbatorilor de iarna, Cristi, bunul meu prieten a devenit smurdau... A mâncat așa de mult incat a fost nevoit sa sune la SMURD pentru indigestiile masive suferite

by Evilcopp December 25, 2019

Smudgevolt

A very amazing artist on gamejolt, with an interesting artstyle and major improvements with every drawing

You: wow! Smudgevolt is an amazing artist!
Me: I know right!

by TheSecretImpostor March 11, 2021

smucci

Fake Gucci

"You bought me Smucci?!"

"We're living on a collage budget just be grateful"

by Professor Md January 31, 2021

Smudge on the Azu

A Smudge on the Azu means that there is an issue with a plan, the smudge being the issue and the Azu being the good idea/plan. It basically means something's a little fucked that was supposed to be great

Yeah, why did Jessica cancel on you for that amazing date you planned? She really put a Smudge on the Azu

by sparkleberries33 May 3, 2021

Smudgey 96

Smudgey 96 is a content creator on YouTube.

Hey bro, ever heard of guy called Smudgey 96 on YouTube?

by Smudgey 96 August 19, 2021

Smuck teams

Used to describe when picking teams like road hockey or baseball and the teams are clearly unfair and unbalanced.

When the other team is way better than yours.

Aww, no fair! You guys have all the best players , it's smuck teams!

We don't have a chance, it's smuck teams!

by Mvandy22 September 16, 2021