Smack On

Smack On means to propose a fight with someone. Generally in a joking manner but can definitely can be used very effectively in a real situation. Smack On is closely associated with the term "punch on".

Joking:
Luke: "You suck apples"
Brad: "Smack on cunt"

Serious:
Josh: "I fucked your ex on a trampoline!"
Ryan: "Smack on cunt!"

by KinnyMcbinspin February 4, 2014

pud-smack

One who frequently hits or strikes his pud to induce pleasure. A jerkoff.

That Jason's a real pud-smack... he's always smackin' his pud.

Shut up, pud-smack.

by clembie June 20, 2003

Squirrel Smack

When your girlfriend/boyfriend refuses your load and you're forced to ejaculate in your hand to prevent getting it on the furniture. You then are left with your nut in your hand, which you then slap that person in the face with it in retalliation.

She woudln't let me cum in her, so I hit that bitch with the squirrel smack.

by ibanez314 May 5, 2010

Lumberjack Smack

A highly technical sexual move pioneered by the Lumberjacks of Tennessee. A heavily built, extraordinarily strong Lumberjack takes hold of his testicle sack and swings it in a circular motion as fast as possible. Then, when maximum velocity is reached, the Lumberjack screams a Lumberjack scream "Timber!" and smacks the clitorial region of his female partner with his fast moving testicles. If done properly, the female partner's cry can be heard from the Mississippi River.

After a long day of sweating and being strong, Larry the Lumberjack just wanted to go back to his log cabin and give his bitch the Lumberjack Smack.

by Larry the Lumberjack September 24, 2010

Smackafag

The thing you do when a creeper wants you, stares at your boobs, takes a shit, then gets rejected. Usually done by the back of the hand, right up to the face.

Kari and Tammie need to Smackafag! The creeper David needs to be put in his place.

by KulpriT1234 August 29, 2010

wallet smack

when you take out your wallet smack someone across the face

Anthony: If that bitch dosent shut up i am gonna wallet smack her
Quinten: I will jack all her stuff after

by Deshawn Thomas January 28, 2006

Uzi Smack

To smack someone in close range in call of duty or other military themed fps games. Surprise attack in close range often paired with sarcastic or humorous undertones due to surprise random one hit kill.

"Uzi Smack biaaaaaaaatch. Roflssss"

by Towely Militia May 18, 2008