chris slap

To disrespectfully slap someone in the face with an open hand. The implication is that the person being slapped is not manly enough to be worthy of a real punch. Very similar to "Bitch Slap," but because of the recent Chris Brown and Rihanna debacle, 'bitch' has been replaced with 'Chris.' Term is used figuratively to mean putting someone in their place (or diss) in no uncertain terms.

If Jason dosen't have my money, today, he's going get Chris slapped!

by Reducto February 10, 2009

Hockey-slap

Some sort of sexual reference. Can be used to replace anything dirty or a threat, but with a funny connotation.

"If you don't watch it I'll hockey-slap you so hard you'll forget your name."

by onaboat April 19, 2009

Spartan Slap

The act of slapping, moving your entire arm in a " slow motion" to seem as if you are in slow motion, when your palm is 5cm away from the subjects face, the speed increases so you slap them hard.
this creates the effect used in the movie 300.
it also looks funny

James: so yeah i was walking dow-
Sai: THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(Spartan slap)

by msholtishot October 1, 2009

Slap, Lick, Fondle (Big Ass Yoga Balls)

A game where 3 people stand in a line and another person faces them all. That one person then gets to slap one person, lick another and fondle with the last person's genitals, breast or vagina.

Watch tosh.o on Comedy Central, and then you will know.

Slap, Lick, Fondle (Big Ass Yoga Balls)

by Flogendorf July 24, 2012

Greasy Slap

The act of clenching a piece of bacon or any other greasy food, then slapping someone really hard.

Dude me and my girl were eating breakfast and i told her that the bacon was under cooked so she gave me a Greasy Slap.

by Manix0013 June 5, 2013

Slap-back Booty

The type of ass that when you slap it, the jiggles make it feel like the ass slaps your hand back

Yo, Sydney got an ass though.
Yeah, I heard she got that Slap-back Booty.
Hell yeah, my hands still stingin from it bro.

by Trojanman Murphy October 2, 2013

Slap-ass full

When an object is so damn full there is no way you're getting anything else in there.

"Take the trash out."

"I can't! The dumpster is slap-ass full!"

"Just pack it in the best you can."

by Biggitybomb December 4, 2018