Swinging dick gandelier

A millennial type who sheepishly changes under a towel in the locker room but gives a beeming look, or gander at every boomer dick that swings by.

As Skylar struggled under his towel to swap shorts, he took a long gander at every boomer dick as they swung by. He’s a swinging dick gandelier

by Davedale August 29, 2019

Cat Swinging Re-Re

1) One who swings cats by the tail.

2) The pinnacle of impossibly stupid.

That Keanu Reeves is one cat swinging re-re.

by Eric Walker April 28, 2003

swinging couple

is a couple who loves to swap with others, regardless if they're together or 2600 miles apart! An real OPEN relationship. They really don't mind!

Kevin & April are the greatest swinging couple ever from the south! This is the reason why they got married? : }

by madejus4eachother! July 16, 2011

lizard slinging

The act of shuffling ancient people from facility to facility while blatantly ripping off Medicare.

We were lizard slinging some poor old bastard over to the Death Camp today...guess their bennies ran out!

by GilaChukker September 8, 2009

hash-slinging boner

a whore working at the krusty PUSSY, chopped off his cock and replaced it with a rusty DILDO

the hash-slinging boner used to be a WHORE just like you

by asdfmotherfuckingamzee August 8, 2014

signing off

A term to describe the act of leaving an area, or agreeing with a project.

Contributor "Loxi" is permanently signing off from the Urban Dictionary today so she can concentrate on delivering her special brand of humor to the unsuspecting spouse, kids, and people in the neighborhood - and to allow other dictionary contributors to have their say.

Long may Urban Dictionary reign!

by Loxi July 23, 2009

Slinging Cum

Slinging Cum is the term used when you're moving your penis side to side while ejaculating causing the cum to fly everywhere.

"Yeah, they walked in when I was Slinging Cum all over her face."

by v_1xm July 7, 2020