Shofia

she’s my reason to live. i’ve always loved her since day one and still do even after my very last breath. she’s the kind of girl you need in your life. she’s smart, beautiful, funny, brave, determined, helpful, etc. i didn’t know what love was or even living felt like for such a long time, till i met Shofia. you always be my favourite person, always remember, i may not seem like the perfect person for you, but i will do my best to be the best and right person for you, and i’ll be perfect in my loyalty towards you. i still love you, but from now on i will love you from a distance, through my prayers. i will put my trust in God and if we are meant to be, eventually we will find our ways back to each other. and until that day comes, my prayers will hold you since my arms cannot. but know that i will always ask God to see you twice, once here and once in paradise. this is me, loving
you softly <3

i miss you, my beautiful Shofia. i hope the university will make us see each other again

by - J :) November 23, 2021

Shofiya

Shofiya is a caring, fun, and outgoing people. She is also smart and pretty. She will make you laugh with her joke and she is a good friend. She's abit impatient sometimes but if you treat her right she'll be the best friend u can ever imagined.

"who is she?"
"She's shofiya and she's smart"

by Ilovecookier November 23, 2021

Shmoffel

The act of wafting a smell inwards towards your nasal passage to evaluate and appreciate it.

Hey Evan, Stop shmoffeling your own fart!!

by KingSmoffel December 26, 2021

lovable shoo

When someone thinks they are shooing you away in a caring, lovable fashion EXCEPT this concept doesn't actually exist and is not possible. Every shoo is a bad shoo.

Example of a lovable shoo: I am lovingly shoo-ing you for the remainder of the work day, in lieu of you having a busy day.

by Yumi414 March 1, 2017

Scoofer

A poor, low-class & trashy person. (Offensive)

My neighbor is such a scoofer; I wish he'd get rid of those junk cars in his front yard.

by Scoofer January 2, 2017

ninja shnoof

When a ninja hides in your pajamas and right when you're about to go to sleep he thrusts his sword through you.

Sebastian: I'm pretty tired, good thing I already have my jammies on.
Thad: Did you just call your pajamas jammies?
Sebastian: Uhhh.......I can ex-
Hidden Ninja: shnoof!
Sebastian: *dead*
Thad: Holy shit! a ninja shnoof!

by HELLMANNSstain January 11, 2009

Shoff swap

The switching and/or swapping of microwaves, even when they aren't the same kind :o)

(After taking back a microwave and trading it for a different brand and much better one...)

"We just pulled a Shoff swap!"

by Oh geeze... December 23, 2004