by African-Jew February 24, 2021
Get the Fairbanks scuba tankmug. The rash that develops when someone spends too much time in a hot wetsuit. Similar to diaper rash, and treatable the same ways.
by 500PSIguy October 4, 2021
Get the scuba buttmug. When one who has extra long fingers proceeds to enter the vaginal region to perform "hand sex" as the laymen call it, but must first don a finger cot, or finger condom, typically to not fertilize the woman with previous ejaculation from the prior hand job or "handy dandy jerky spammy".
Jane - "And when he finished, he said 'it's your turn.'"
Sue - "And...?"
Jane - "He did a Scuba Goose! He had no idea I was allergic to latex, so I walked out of there waddling, but not from a good railing."
Sue - "And...?"
Jane - "He did a Scuba Goose! He had no idea I was allergic to latex, so I walked out of there waddling, but not from a good railing."
by loosegooseontheloose January 24, 2024
Get the Scuba Goosemug. by texthetransmuter November 14, 2021
Get the Scuba Pissmug. The act of sex where a bearded male gives oral sex to his partner underwater. Also called a wet santa.
Frank and Joe must be very good buddies because when they go camping Frank gives Joe a homeless scuba diver.
by Dr. Knowitall MD August 19, 2011
Get the Homeless Scuba Divermug. A “Cuban observed” method of cutting a cigar. The cigar is “V cut” in the middle of the stick and both ends are cut and lit. The cigar is smoked by pressing the middle of the cigar to the mouth and smoked from both ends.
I was at the cigar lounge and everyone was using the scuba cut for their Cohibas. I’ve never seen that before.
by 1squance February 2, 2024
Get the scuba cutmug. by Pandaz32 July 27, 2019
Get the Scuba Stevemug.