Samsung Hipster

An individual who thinks that everything that Samsung makes is superior to every other piece technology in the world (mostly Apple). Despite many smart phone users owning an iPhone, a Samsung hipster tries to go against this social norm.

iPhone Guy: Hey, I just bought the new iPhone.

Samsung Hipster: Even though the new S4 is superior in every way?

iPhone Guy: How so?

Samsung Hipster: Well there is a 0.1384 minimal difference between each process-

iPhone Guy: Hey Siri, can you give this Samsung Hipster the directions to get a life?

by doessamsungevenlift January 11, 2014

Samsung t369

A prepaid slide out qwerty keyboard cell phone. It has all the good, basic features for messaging and things like that. I recommend it! Forget all these expensive phones if you just need your phone for the basics!

Highly recommend!

Hey, Duke, I just bought a Samsung t369. It's pretty rad bro! You should get one bro!

Okay bro! I just might bro! Yeah bro! Cool bro!

by georgette bonkers March 23, 2011

Samsung Galaxies Arashi Bob

A fake name that's supposed to be tested with Starbucks staff.

Hi my name is Samsung Galaxies Arashi Bob
*staff giggles*

by PotatoBob🥔 June 27, 2018

sammson

a radical kazoo god that's good at soccer and gos supa sayyooonnn

la sammson

by chicken nuggchiadfasdfasdgd May 11, 2018

samspudd

Awesome dude that makes videos but is still hopelessly alone in life.

“Hey, have you seen SamSpudd’s new upload?”
“Naw, its shite”

by SamSpudd June 22, 2019

samstalker

A boy who stalks you for many years but denies it, remembers everything you say cause he listens and hides in the bushes with his binoculars. But really he’s nice!

I know this boy he’s a right samstalker, he won’t leave me alone!!

by Mrbooby April 8, 2019

samskrit

Somebody that got disowned for eating to many donuts

SamSkrit has type 12 diabetes

by Anonymous apeshit September 17, 2019