Glasgow salad

Glasgow salad (n). chips.

The neds have Glasgow salad on the side of everything.

by C February 24, 2004

Salad-dodger

An obese person.

That has got to be the biggest salad-doger in the world!

by Falcon March 7, 2003

Salad Fingers

In a dark realm beyond even the most remote, psychadelic hypnosis emerges salad fingers. The inertia of this creatures life revolves around its dysfunctional role in nature to find sexual pleasure in rubbing oxidized metals; the few adult souls who encounter him find themselves plundering into a glorious but agonizingly tortuous and ritualistic death; the only real contact reflecting any human persona expressal is with finger puppets who join in an occasional hair perm... to look directly at salad fingers is to inhumanely mock him; do not cage him, stay away from his world lest you find yourself the next fish in the oven...

"I've made you a friend hat!"

by Daver April 10, 2005

Dressing the Salad

When a gentleman is shagging a woman with an unshaven private area, upon reaching ejaculation, he screams RAAAANNNCCCHHHH (pulls out) DRESSINNNNGGG!!!!! and ejaculates all over her pubic hair.

And this ladies and gents, is dressing the salad.

That bitch was hairy so i dressed her salad. I had fun Dressing the Salad
RRRRAAANNNNNNCHHHHHH DRRRREEESSSSIIINNNNGGGGG

by Frenchy (kiki), english wanka April 18, 2010

salad fingers

A flash animation consisting of several episodes created by David Firth. Famous on the internet for its psychologically disturbing innocence, which is meant to be enjoyed for its weird nature.

"I like rusty spoons."

by Amantis April 5, 2005

Saadat

Saadat is one of the most good looking guys out there. He's sporty, cool, chill, and very handsome. Though he may be a dick at times, he really does have a sweet heart and when it comes to girls, he gets all shy. Saadat's humour is one the the best. He literally has the funniest jokes and though he may tease you, it might just mean he likes you. If you are a girl and you have some feelings tieards him, honestly, just go for it. Eselcially if your name starts with an S as well ;)

"Shit, that saadat kid is so good at soccer."

"Honestly, he's hella hot as well."

by Ellieoh November 14, 2018

Big Salad

Bigger than an ordinary salad. Elaine in Seinfeld would often order it.

George: What's in the BIG salad?

Jerry: Big lettuce, big carrots, tomatoes like volleyballs.

by Yester April 26, 2006