samoita

A person who is attractive and very *chef's kiss* cool and drives a lot of girls his way

You aint cool like samoita

My girlfriend is attracted to samoita
I have a crush on samoita

by Kthgb9 November 22, 2021

samontae

has ADHD and will forever get 10 rackaysss and he’s funny

who’s your friend?
samontae he’s cool asf & crazy

by flatback2213 March 28, 2022

samonwita

The best you can ever imagine.

You are definitely a Samonwita

by Peupeu February 26, 2022

samohubstvo

It's the seppuku version of the Ukraine except it's people drinking high volumes of vodka and snorting cocaine while hanging themselves.

In order to regain your honor and value in the Ukraine you must commit samohubstvo.

by FUCK ME 11111111111111111 November 14, 2022

Samodson

Samodson ;
;SAM-PLE-O-LIVE-D-ROP-SON

;A WARRIOR THAT LASTS ON ONLY ONE FULL RAW POMACE (FRIENDLY RAW POMACE OLIVE LEAF PRESS ALONG WITH OLIVES) OLIVE OIL DROP LIKE MOSES EVERY 39 DAYS AND NIGHTS. (NOONE CAN)

Samodson: *EATS FOOD AND DRINKS FLUIDS BUT IS ACTUALLY ETERNALLY DRY FASTING ON A SHRINKING FULL RAW POMACE OLIVE OIL DROP EVERY FARTHERING RATION AND GETS MORE MUSCULAR VIA THE I AM THAT I AM THE BIBLEISMARKOFBEASTER AND BIBLEISANIDOLER AND BIBLEISNOTWORDOFGODER*

DR. INAMINUTE LIKE A MONGOLIAN: :O YOU NEED TO EAT :'( *GOES BERZERK.*

by gayb1995 June 8, 2023

samonah

Samonah is the most beautiful woman alone. A Devine feminine worth worship. No one compares to Samonah

Look at Samonah isn’t she beautiful

Her name is Samonah. Pretty huh

by Coolcatmommy June 23, 2023

Samodi

Chill black guy that is an all around piece of amazement, we love you, Samodi.

Oh look, it's Samodi!
Hey, Samodi!

by Weidlich August 7, 2023