The condition of making sweet love to a woman who is on her period. When you finish, lovingly drape your cock on her shoulder, allowing her to bask in the sing of the Rusty Parrot.
Yeah dude, she definitely got some Captain in her, she rocked that Rusty Parrot like she was piloting the Black Pearl.
by Enderwaves April 13, 2015
Get the rusty parrotmug. Rusty Kickstand - verb. When a gentleman is getting a blow-job from behind while laying prone on his stomach... preferably combined with ass play. Easily transitions into a "Rusty Trombone".
i.e. My girl was giving me a massage last night and she transitioned into a Rusty Kickstand like a champ!
by Jamcat77 March 11, 2014
Get the Rusty Kickstandmug. During sex, the man whips his penis so hard at the face of the girl, that she gets a bloody nose. Then while she is bleeding, he continues to have sex, spreading the blood all over his and her body, creating a light rust color when the blood dries.
William: “Damn, last night I was going so hard with your mom that I gave her a Rusty Garret”
Andrew: “Wow you guys must have been really into it. I honestly can’t even be mad that it was my mom”
Andrew: “Wow you guys must have been really into it. I honestly can’t even be mad that it was my mom”
by StraightOrangeHair July 11, 2020
Get the Rusty Garretmug. A kinky form of sexual activity. You create a hook with your index finger, and massage the interiors of a womans anal cavity.
Women: "You want to go upstairs for a bit?"
Man: "Sure, but I can't have sex, I drank too much and have whiskey dick. I can give you the rusty ghristle though!"
Man: "Sure, but I can't have sex, I drank too much and have whiskey dick. I can give you the rusty ghristle though!"
by MeatPieEye November 30, 2010
Get the Rusty Ghristlemug. Performed in conjunction with a Rusty Sherman which is to put one's penis between one's legs & rub against one's bumhole. To perform the Rusty Bell, one then extracts their fecal covered bellend after a Rusty Sherman and rapidly swings their cock back and forth between their legs, like a bell, singing "Ding Dong" repeatedly.
Frank truly impressed the party goers at his housewarming party with a great spread of food and spirits. But nothing that evening surpassed the awe and excitement of the guests when Frank performed a Rusty Bell right after delighting everyone to a traditional Rusty Sherman.
by Eaton Holgoode September 16, 2015
Get the Rusty Bellmug. by WYTKOKSUKR May 11, 2014
Get the rusty wafflemug. When a male forcefully shoves his balls in a females rectum, then pulls them out to then having the female juggle his balls with her tounge.
by The big CLap January 18, 2017
Get the Rusty Jugglermug.