Robert

Teenager1: "Hey did you see the cute new kid."
Teen2:"Yeah. He's called Robert"
by #youwish February 10, 2019
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Robert

Robert is a little bitch who gets no girls he has no dick he is fat as hell and ugly as hell he is the most annoying person ever and is gay
Robert sucks dick for free !!!
by Chicken nuggets123456 April 10, 2019
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Robert

Robert is A homophobic little piece of shit. He never knows when to keep his mouth shut. Fucking fat ass. Annoying af.
Robert-hates gay people
by 111Robloxdude April 26, 2019
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Robert

A mad who steals Fat kids and makes them work out until they are fit. Robert returns the kids skinny as can be before the night is done.
Robert turned my kid skinny
by Didn’t do February 19, 2019
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Robert

Bitchass nigga who can’t get a hold of himself constantly crashing into problems and leaving them unsolved like a pussy
guy 1: Who that new kid

guy 2: he look like a bum

guy 1: must be a robert
by TUM0RT1CKL3R July 28, 2018
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Robert

A very loud and often balding man.
With a schlong like a raisin.
Due to his tall stature his balding is very well hidden, it becomes evident when he’s on his knees groveling for forgiveness as he so often does.
Robert loves the party dingos and nose beers
Geez Robert is as loud as a foghorn

Roberts jaw is swinging like the gates of hell
by ChrisA789 November 17, 2018
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Robert

A guy who is indescribable in a bad way. He wears his top inside out and is annoying and more annoying case closed
*person one being annoying *
Person two : stop being a Robert
by Beththebitcg May 9, 2019
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