by MineOwedWu's March 17, 2021

You : "I shouldn’t had made that post ..."
Your friend : "Don't worry, it's just post-replying regret, it's temporary"
Your friend : "Don't worry, it's just post-replying regret, it's temporary"
by Naerin January 3, 2021

The feeling of shame and remorse following sexual activity with someone where, in hindsight, you wish you had not done so. Commonly experienced in the period of "Post Nut Clarity".
I went home with that slam piece I met in the club. Got in to her room and down to business. Had massive Shagger's Regret, grabbed my clothes and bailed out whilst she was in the bathroom cleaning up.
by ShaneDowe April 9, 2024

The all-encompassing feeling of illness after eating too much Papa John's pizza (or equivalent fast food pizza). It is usually followed by periods of introspection, tears of regret, and re-evaluation of one's life choices.
Antonym of Papa Bless.
Antonym of Papa Bless.
"My dude, I have The Papa's Regret."
"Well no wonder you have The Papa's Regret, you pigged out on an entire large pizza.
"Well no wonder you have The Papa's Regret, you pigged out on an entire large pizza.
by chimneyswift October 20, 2017

My biggest regret was choosing you over my ex who has the heart and the money! You treated me same way gayness B did and you killed all my emotions. Four years I tried my best but I decided to let go.
by TheBlueLeo April 24, 2019

When someone, usually an idiot, chooses to say psyche after something that would probably in retrospect earn them props.
This is usually followed by the idiot saying awww or damn it.
This is usually followed by the idiot saying awww or damn it.
Guy: Guess who got laid last night? I did!!
Friends: Really?
Guy: Psyche!! Haha
(silence)
Did i do it wrong?
Friend: Psyche regret much?
Friends: Really?
Guy: Psyche!! Haha
(silence)
Did i do it wrong?
Friend: Psyche regret much?
by dontquoteme123 October 23, 2009

Inviting Big E to your bachelor party and realizing he is going to bring up memories of it for the next 48 years
Hey Sarah I heard you hooked up with some random kid at a party last night?
Yeah, talk about instant regret
Yeah, talk about instant regret
by BigEElittlePP March 12, 2022
