rectum face

Method of capital punishment in some jurisdictions. Involves the mutant known as Rectum Face eating you alive from the rectum on his face. Usually accompanied by disturbing sounds.

Josh got capital punishment by Rectum Face for poking Jacob

by lolcrackforever December 19, 2014

Rectum Rocket

an appetizer of a grilled split jalapeno with cream cheese filling then with American bacon wrapped around it. Held together with toothpicks, then grilled over an open fire.

Before we had steaks, we had an appetizer of rectum rockets.

by BigGuyfromTexas July 23, 2015

rectum blast

When you blow your load inside an anal canal and it then gets farted out.

Obama sure could use a rectum blast from Trump.

by Alaska51 April 25, 2016

rectrumble

That horrible helpless feeling before an outward anal explosion of hot human intestinal lava

Prior to the rectrumble, I started to sweat profusely.

by 'non-puppette February 13, 2017

rectum grease

When anally penetrating another man with anal cancer and "cream-pie" him then pulling out with your penis covered in both you and him.

"The rectum grease dripped off my long wiener after I penetrated him."

by Plastic_boi November 15, 2017

rectum ruin

1. To extremely ruin ones asshole to the point of no saving.2. To fist ones ass so hard that their guts shoot out of their mouth creating a whirlwind of guts.3. To eat a spicy food then sit on the golden throne for hours screaming and crying for several hours

Dude did you hear about that rectum ruin I gave Katy last weekend.... Yeah dude she will be ruined forever

by The Ten Inch Turd May 3, 2018

rectum rattle

when you fart uncontrollably.

eg. she did a horrible rectum rattle in the car.

by sadbutrad_104 February 3, 2018