roast me

A request for humorous retorts to a photo you post online at Redit.com.

Roast me now.

by LouABCD January 26, 2017

Royal Roast

A spit roast which involves a member of the royal family, and they are normally in the middle.

I went to Buckingham Palace yesterday and had a Royal Roast with the Queen.

by Bananas in PJs December 15, 2009

Roast Beefing

when a woman stamps her labia majora on a person's forehead to claim dominance over them; the female version of tea bagging.

She like roast beefing her men to claim dominance on them.

by Babysealkllr March 17, 2011

spit roasting

otherwise referred to as "the shaky 'h'" is a sex position where there is one person giving a blowjob and getting fucked, where two of the people are vertical and one is horizontal.

go to pornhub and look "spit roasting" up

by ;/ikuyf;yd rzewzertyduloi May 20, 2018

Boast to roast

Better term for flirt to roast.
Often used with ratio.
Balance of roasting someone with also showing them off some to build them up.

"You look pretty for someone who cooks chicken in the oven with little to no seasoning."
"What...does that mean"
"I'm not entirely sure, but the boast to roast ratio was solid "

by Alexpeegs August 23, 2019

roasted nut

the act of blowing your load (jizz) while taking a shit

sometimes when constipated ben attempts a roasted nut to help pass the time

by Chris Loshark December 24, 2008

roasted nuts

noun

1. roasted edible nuts.
2. the result of holding your laptop in your lap for too long, and the battery gets hot.
3. the result of abusing the seat heater in your car.

the last two definitions can apply to girls as well, but the result is more like roast beef

1. these roasted nuts suck! they're unsalted!
2. no wonder dell recalled those notebooks. they roast your nuts off.
3. dude, chill with the seat warmer, i'm roasting here.

by spoot September 11, 2006