Roastado

Roastado is very similar to roasted. It is said in a joking way, but is not always a joke. The difference from roasted and roastado is that the roastado is not always a roast, it can also be just a statement that is negative towards the person being spoken to. Roastado could also be referring to the Roastado army, a group thats only goal is to make roastado a thing.

Random person: How the hell did you forget that entire section of your homework, Vaseline?
Vaseline: ...
Other random person: ROASTADO!

by hazyy! January 22, 2019

Oven Stuffed Roaster

The unusual method of inserting one's finger in the ass of your partner while screwing her, and feeling her cervix. This procedure is most effective from behind. (SEE ALSO NEW JERSEY MEATHOOK)

There's nothing like an Oven Stuffed Roaster early in the morning to get the blood flowing.

by John Boy December 23, 2003

Roaster

Word used to describe an employee at work when there annoying you.

1. See that girl Judith shes a total roaster

2. Wow stop being a bunch of Roasters (to a group of employees)

by CMax Guy November 7, 2013

Shit Roaster

A Person that takes a shit,or extracts shit from another persons ass and then Roasts it in an oven and feeds on it.

Dude: Guy I heard that guy cooks his own shit then eats it.
Guy:...that's fucking gross he's such a fucking Shit Roaster

by gaylordfacker March 21, 2009

Ass Roaster

An advanced sexual maneuver in which a female performs anal and oral sex simultaneously, and, using the both the two penises as an axis on which two rotate, is turned 360 degrees in a motion similar to that of a chicken on a rotisserie.

Blake and Josh totally ass roasted Andy's mom and sister last night.

I tried the ass roaster on Andy's sister, but she said it hurt quite badly.

by Katie Fan February 21, 2009

Ass Roaster

An advanced sexual maneuver in which a female performs anal and oral sex simultaneously, and, using the both the two penises as an axis on which two rotate, is turned 360 degrees in a motion similar to that of a chicken on a rotisserie.

Blake and Josh totally ass roasted Andy’s mom and sister last night.
I tried the ass roaster on Andy’s sister last night, and she enjoyed it thoroughly.

by Katie Fan 1 February 21, 2009

roaster

Google defines roaster as:

1) a harsh or humorous critic (sometimes intended as a facetious compliment)
2) a cook who roasts food
3) flesh of a large young chicken over 3 1/2 lb suitable for roasting
4) a special cooking pan for roasting

1) "the honoree gave his roasters as good as he got"

by Jimmybone D March 16, 2009