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Richard's Law

Also known as "Dick's Rule of Penis Drawing"

Given a male and a blank writing/drawing medium, as the number of things written/drawn increases, the probability of it being a penis approaches 1.
"Did you see Tom's new Ipad? The first thing he did was draw a big hairy dick!"

"Yup. That's Richard's law for you."
by brofist November 16, 2012
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Richard bender

A male who masturbates; jerks off; wanks; etc.

If you’re right handed your Richard will bend to the left; if you’re left handed your Richard will bend to the right.
by Ric.Hard October 13, 2014
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Pickled Richard

When you leave your peepee in her special place until it goes wrinkly and weird
Friend 1: Ayo how was ur night with stacey
Friend 2: it was alright, ended up getting a pickled richard tho
by muriaditatus October 5, 2021
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Richard fest

A party where there are too many dicks and not enough chicks.
This party is a Richard fest! Let's call Zoe and have her bring her girlfriends over.
by Ric.Hard October 12, 2014
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Richard Pryor

b. December 1, 1940 - d. December 10, 2005.

One of the greatest comedians to ever roam the planet earth. He will forever be immortalized in the annals of time, and we will all miss him.
R.I.P Richard Pryor, and thanks for the laughs.
by DonAndino December 28, 2005
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richard hammond

The short guy on BBC Top Gear who is most famous for nearly killing himself by crashing a 300mph jet car in 2006, the latest in several "life threatening" situations he has been put in - including being struck by lightning and "drowned" in a car.

The short one with the mullet, and the guy who loves blowing up caravans. Also hosted "Brainiac - Science abuse"

Is commonly known as "Hamster"

Rediscovered his motor abilities after brain damage by playing with Lego

Also apparently has "not had his teeth done"
Richard Hammond's quotes

"I have not had my teeth done"

"I am a Driving God!"
by RayzorSharp November 5, 2007
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Richard Ramirez

Mexican-American drifter from El Paso Texas. Convicted of several 1985 rapes and murders in Los Angeles County. Currently awaiting execution in San Quentin State Prison.
Richard Ramirez is a perfect example of a serial killer.
by t00_d4rk_p4rk June 11, 2006
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