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Richard

Richard is 20 meters from your house and rapidly approaching.

Richard is outside your window now...
You can't hide from him,
He will find you...

by ◉ ‿ ◉  July 11, 2021

AssAssin

A person with two asses.

Person 1: Damn bro I didn't know you were an AssAssin

Person 2: Who are you!? Wtf are you doing in my house!? GET OUT BEFORE I CALL THE COPS!

by ◉ ‿ ◉  July 11, 2021

PR

Can refer to many things;

1. Public Relations; Companies trying and failing to act cool.

2. Press Release; Information sent to the press that can then be sensationalized.

3. Puerto Rico; Some small island the US bought from spain to win a war or smth

4. Power Rangers; Greatest show of our era

5. Per Rectum; When something is administered rectally, like my c-

6. Pull Request; Some dumb computer bullshit, I dunno I just thought it sounded funny.

7. Praseodymium; The 59th element on the periodic table, pretty sure it's used to make lighters and planes and shit.

That's just naming a few.

Person 1: wanna watch some PR bro?

Person 2: fuck yeah PR my ass bro

*they then get married and live happily ever after or something I don't know*

by ◉ ‿ ◉  July 13, 2021

Guy Hecker

A real life person that existed at some point, like seriously look it up there was a baseball player in the late 1800s with the name Guy Hecker.

Fucking Guy Hecker

I can't get over this shit, I get it was the 19th century but who names their child that. He's probably in his grave contemplating haunting me for writing this but I can't just leave this information unshared.

What's worse is he was a fucking monster at baseball as well being one of the only two people to hit 3 home runs in one game and according to Wikipedia he's also the only person to get 6 hits in a nine-inning game.

Person 1: Hey did you know Guy Hecker was one of the only two people who were capable of hitting 3 home runs in one game

Person 2: I'm sorry did you just say Guy Hecker?

by ◉ ‿ ◉  August 15, 2021