ponking

ponking is the act of wanking whilst having a shit, in short, mastashitting
v. ponk
n. ponker

am going to the toilet for a ponk, be back in 20 mins
Matt N. loves ponking

by mattynic October 8, 2005

Monkey Ponky

the coolest monkey ever.

i love monkey ponky :)

by mplover April 25, 2009

plonka

a voodoo temptress from the Civil War era who breeds on gentlemen who have drank to the point of being blackout

I don't know what to say. I was plonka-ed last night.

by Brick Tamblin September 26, 2005

Plonked

When something is dumped in front of you.

I will just use whatever is plonked in front of me.

by altm8511 January 24, 2012

Ponk

Ponk = Punk

But it is pronounced in a Latina accent

Girl: "stop being such a Ponk"
Boy: "I'm not being a "Ponk" I'm being a *punk"

by Lord Juan June 27, 2016

Ponk

Ponk is a munecraft youtuber most famous with his work on the dream smp he is missing one arm canonically and in reall life is a very little man but we all accept him even on tommy's land.

Ponk does literally anything

Tubbo " Ponk go Bonk "
And he do be going bonk

by Outcasted6059 April 16, 2021

Plonker

someone stupid.

someone who is scared of and gets attacked by squirrels is a plonker.

by xJess. June 28, 2010