Quirky Puppet

When a girl takes a penis in the vagina, ass, mouth, and both hands. The offbeat speed of the extreme fucking causes the girl to look like a marionette, or "quirky puppet."

I never expected to find a victim, much less six victims, engaged in all out orgy bomb. There were hands and feet everywhere. Had I needed to imagine it in motion, the poor girl in the middle would've resembled a quirky puppet.

by NdoggJ September 25, 2010

Grumpy Puppet

The act of inserting ones fist into the anus of a small person (midget) and waving them about like a hand puppet.

Did you see the grumpy puppet at the party last night?

by YellowWaffles May 21, 2011

Bible puppet

A bible puppet is someone who bases all of their life decisions and judgement on what they read in the bible, as if it's a literal set of rules. However, this causes them to miss out on certain fun activities and misjudge other, based on their upbringing or religious faiths.

Ned: Until this, I never thought Homer and Marge were bad parents, but now I know you kids need a less hellbound family!

Maude: I don't judge Homer and Marge. That's for a vengeful God to do.

Homer: Stupid Flanders! He's such a bible puppet.

by AManFromDeclan November 16, 2011

stink puppet

A simple sexual maneuver in which a hand puppet is inserted into the anal oraface.

"Like dude I was with this chick the other night and I totally slipped her the stink puppet."

or

"Come on Baby it's just stink puppet"

by Stewey Labroque June 14, 2004

muff puppet

when you shove your hand up a girls snatch,like a puppet

Dude i made my girlfriend into a muff puppet last night.

by Blaze Santiago & J.L. Boone November 8, 2006

rusty puppet

Anal fisting with a sock on the hand. Once the hand is inserted, a tiny puppet play is performed in the fistee's colon. The besocked hand is then extracted and the fistee is punched in the mouth with the fouled sock-fist.

I'm gonna do Punch and Judy in your ass when I rusty puppet you, bitch.

by Rusty Columbus July 4, 2008

meat puppet

1. Another name for a human being, especially one who doesn't think for herself/has no soul and is therefore controlled by others. 2. An ugly bag of mostly water.

I'm so sick of all these meat puppets eating up all the tater tots.

by ZoomaBaresAll November 6, 2010