Heather was down for some drunk fucking, but when I tried to flip her over for doggystyle we ended up having a Puerto Rican beetle fight for 10 mins
by jizzlemcgrizzle August 15, 2011
Get the Puerto Rican beetle fight mug.The plastic bag, usually from a local grocery mart, that is used to carry you beers around in. This is usually due to the fact that you ahve placed all of your beers into your refridgertor, and have thrown away the box. When it comes time to take the beers with you to a party you put them into a Puerto Rican Briefcase.
Wow, you have four different kinds of beer in your Puerto Rican Briefcase. Cleaned out the fridge tonight eh?
by Corey Boisvert May 5, 2006
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by midwestDude April 15, 2006
Get the Puerto Rico mug.The opposite of puberty. Your voice gets higher. Your dick gets smaller. You begin to look like an overgrown five-year-old. It makes you a castrato without the castration. It really sucks.
by REEDRDS September 28, 2015
Get the Reverse Puberty mug.I was enjoying a night with your mom when she hit me with a Puerto Rican Fog Hat. It put a cap on the night.
by Phat Daddi January 17, 2009
Get the Puerto Rican Fog Hat mug.To have a Pomeranian's vagina placed on your face--especially when the bitch is in heat and has a swollen and bleeding vagina. Aka Twatizzle Pomerizzle
We gave Michelle a nice pair of Pomeranian goggles when we placed Cali Caliente's bleeding vag on her face.
by TangBanger December 15, 2008
Get the Pomeranian Goggles mug.It's much like a Gorilla Mask except after cumming on her face you slap a pet on her face and rub it around.
Her dog was nearby as I came on her face, so I grabbed it and gave her a Puerto Rican Poodle Plaster.
by Hobbes2 May 22, 2008
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