by armystrong2418 September 7, 2011

Michaela can you come pug wash my penis with your drool please honey cock penis mouth suck slurp drool
by 101chode December 12, 2016

by Gignig23 March 1, 2011

N. Choke the chicken, manhandle the salami, whack off, spank the monkey, manually express semen, beat the meat, shake hands with your one-eyed best friend. To master your own domain.
"First thing I did when I got home was whack my pug. I swear I ain't never going to another cheer leading competition."
by keifermail July 12, 2009

A special type of dog who lives with a sister pug named Maya and a the most famous guy on YouTube Pewdiepie.
by SockstFox1987 June 23, 2016

When you spend twenty grand on your boobs and you should have spend fifteen grand on laser hair removal, lipo suction and braces.
Soldier 1- "Dude, did you see that girl?"
Soldier 2- "You mean the FIG-PIG!" (Ft. indiantown Gap PIG)
Soldier 1- "Yeah, that chick was pug fuggin muggly"
Soldier 2- "You mean the FIG-PIG!" (Ft. indiantown Gap PIG)
Soldier 1- "Yeah, that chick was pug fuggin muggly"
by Capt. Spankin it hard February 6, 2010

by Cheesebadger May 29, 2005
