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Philosomelt

1) The feeling experienced after encountering a philosophical argument that makes so much sense it makes everything else make no sense. 2) Another term for Absurdity. 3) The feeling produced by an idea that is just too fucking big.
"1. Houses, rocks, trees, objects are things perceived only by the senses.
2. The perception of things by the senses is a phenomenon experienced only in the mind.
3. Therefore, houses, rocks, trees, objects are in your mind.
4. Whhaaaat thhhee fuuuuuuuck: Oh my God. Philosomelt."
by Aristotlefuckyeah December 1, 2009
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Facebook Philosopher

A person who comes up with quotes by themselves in their everyday life that they believe are worth posting to Facebook, when some of them are even good enough to be actual modern philosophies. Such as "People don't Care about your life unless it relates to their own".
Dude, Jacob is such a Facebook Philosopher!
by Sharksfan831 June 13, 2012
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philosopher

Someone who wasted the money their parents paid to get them through college.
I majored in philosophy, would like fries with that?
by Betterthanyouguy November 10, 2004
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psilocybun

A. A psychedelic mushroom sandwich. Nutritious and good for the soul.

B. What a you say when a you see a girl with a nice ass while tripping.
A. Damn that's a tasty psilocybun.

B. Damn chick, you have got nice psilocybuns!
by Mystic Wizard November 15, 2010
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philologist

pronounced {fi-lol-uh-jist}, from the root word Dr. Phil*
noun
- a specialist in philology
- a person who does not listen to or understand the problems or situation at hand, but thinks they know exactly how to remedy them. They will rudely offer their advice in the form of cliché, pop-psychology sound bites and blanketed, one-size-fits-all, cookie cutter solutions.
- inexperienced author of contemporary self-help books

*Dr. Phil is a TV show hosted by a loud-mouthed, balding Phil McGraw, PhD, in which he cycles through topics and guests, superficially highlighting their struggles and offering quick-fix, psychobabble advice like "Get real."
Female 1: My kid was hollering for a toy at Target yesterday, and as I was fixin' to whoop him, the lady behind me in line tells me that I shouldn't spank my kids because it will emotionally scar them for life.

Female 2: Another philologist at work, handing out lame-duck advice. What did she expect you to do, give the kid a time out??? I bet she doesn't even have kids!
by mistresskeke June 6, 2013
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a philosopher's orgasm

The philosopher’s orgasm is an acute feeling of bliss that occurs after a profound thought or experience. It can be described it as the mind’s “gears falling into place.”
Few men in history can claim to have felt abject satisfaction and bliss simply from thinking, and those who do have experienced a philosopher's orgasm, the complete harmony between logical thought and emotion.
by Amerek Manixen April 8, 2016
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Philopateer

Philopateer is a person who is Egyptian sucks at fortnite. His best friend is usually named kero and gets carried by another kero.
Philopateer is so friendly, sometimes.
by KeroZero March 6, 2019
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