1) The feeling experienced after encountering a philosophical argument that makes so much sense it makes everything else make no sense. 2) Another term for Absurdity. 3) The feeling produced by an idea that is just too fucking big.
"1. Houses, rocks, trees, objects are things perceived only by the senses.
2. The perception of things by the senses is a phenomenon experienced only in the mind.
3. Therefore, houses, rocks, trees, objects are in your mind.
4. Whhaaaat thhhee fuuuuuuuck: Oh my God. Philosomelt."
2. The perception of things by the senses is a phenomenon experienced only in the mind.
3. Therefore, houses, rocks, trees, objects are in your mind.
4. Whhaaaat thhhee fuuuuuuuck: Oh my God. Philosomelt."
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noun
- a specialist in philology
- a person who does not listen to or understand the problems or situation at hand, but thinks they know exactly how to remedy them. They will rudely offer their advice in the form of cliché, pop-psychology sound bites and blanketed, one-size-fits-all, cookie cutter solutions.
- inexperienced author of contemporary self-help books
*Dr. Phil is a TV show hosted by a loud-mouthed, balding Phil McGraw, PhD, in which he cycles through topics and guests, superficially highlighting their struggles and offering quick-fix, psychobabble advice like "Get real."
noun
- a specialist in philology
- a person who does not listen to or understand the problems or situation at hand, but thinks they know exactly how to remedy them. They will rudely offer their advice in the form of cliché, pop-psychology sound bites and blanketed, one-size-fits-all, cookie cutter solutions.
- inexperienced author of contemporary self-help books
*Dr. Phil is a TV show hosted by a loud-mouthed, balding Phil McGraw, PhD, in which he cycles through topics and guests, superficially highlighting their struggles and offering quick-fix, psychobabble advice like "Get real."
Female 1: My kid was hollering for a toy at Target yesterday, and as I was fixin' to whoop him, the lady behind me in line tells me that I shouldn't spank my kids because it will emotionally scar them for life.
Female 2: Another philologist at work, handing out lame-duck advice. What did she expect you to do, give the kid a time out??? I bet she doesn't even have kids!
Female 2: Another philologist at work, handing out lame-duck advice. What did she expect you to do, give the kid a time out??? I bet she doesn't even have kids!
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Few men in history can claim to have felt abject satisfaction and bliss simply from thinking, and those who do have experienced a philosopher's orgasm, the complete harmony between logical thought and emotion.
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