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Mr doctor professor Patrick

The most intelligent being of all the universe discovered gravity and inventor of the lightbulb, mirror, and mayonnaise instrument.
“That’s mr doctor professor Patrick to you!”
by Thesauce1 August 14, 2019
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professional noob

someone who uses cheap or stupid tatics in video games such as camping, blindly rushing and spraying bullets, but they're very very good at it

Short Form: PN - Professional Noob
damn dude, your a total PN
by Snarf April 9, 2004
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Professor Frink

Scientist-like person on The Simpsons that tends to mumble and use the word "glayven" a lot
Professor Frink, Professor Frink, he'll make you laugh, he'll make you think, he likes to run, and then the thing, with the......... person.....oh boy.... that monkey is gonna pay.
by The Neiler July 10, 2003
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Consult Professor Hans Jerkov

To wank
by Dollarbill85 September 1, 2010
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gracious professionalism

This term was coined by Professor Woodie Flowers for the FIRST robotics competition. The definition has never been precisely outlined, but it's connotation is widely understood and may be summarized as this: "Competition for the sake not of destroying one another, but for the sake of bettering and improving both competitors as a result of the competition."
Lending a spare part to an opponent in order to keep them from forfeiting a match is a prime example of gracious professionalism.
by Andy Ross April 26, 2004
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"We are done professionally."

Used to address the end of the line in an escalated conversation, debate or exchange. A loss of temper or patience is often the catalyst.

Made famous by actor Christian Bale's infamous outburst on the set of Terminator Salvation.
"I think Sarah Palin got a bad rap in the press."

"Are you kidding?"

"Seriously, she's a terrific role model for women."

"We are done professionally."
by ChanceChance March 2, 2009
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professional scold(s)

aself-entitled authoritarian / martinet who, due to social standing, educational attainment or professional status, tells anyone and everyone what's good for them, whether the targeted audience cares to listen or not.
Most Fox Television News commentators and their right-wing Republican acolytes are professional scold(s); always yapping away about the moral anarchy and cultural breakdown of the country, the schools, the community, the family, et al, ad nauseum. Is anyone listening to them anymore ?
by Virgin Suicides May 21, 2017
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