Prison mike

Prison Mike is first introduced in season 3, episode 9 of The Office. Prison mike is created by Michael in attempts to show everyone in the office that prison is indeed worse than working at dunder muffin. Prison Mike is essentially just Michael wearing a bandana.

Person 1: prison mike? What's the very very worst thing about prison?
Person 2: the worst thing about prison! Was the-- was the dementors! They-- they were flying all over the place and they were scary...and they'd come down and suck the souls outta your body and-- it hoyt!

Person 3: dem-dementors like in Harry Potter?

Person 2: no not in hawwy potter...

by Dwightyoulittleslut January 11, 2020

Prison Sniff

When a person of the same sex sneaks up behind another person and then loudly sniffs the person, perferable from the base of the shirtline to the earlobe. Used to create that creepy guy on guy atmosphere within your workspace, great for new guys.

while Guy 1 is talking to his buddy guy 2 slinks behind and gives him a prison sniff.

Guy 1:........
Guy 2: *SNIFF!*
Guy 1:WTF! MAN! did you prison sniff me?!
Guy 2:And you smell Delicious

by FlyinHayn117 June 2, 2009

Cuban Prisoner

A sexual position when the male is receiving felatio and the male ties the female's hair around the back of hsi buttocks

Yo man, that fat chick loves playing Cuban Prisoner

by J May 7, 2004

Prison Willy

Prison yard version of a ‘Wet Willy.’ But a Prison Willy skips using the finger (like a traditional Wet Willy) and uses a direct tongue to ear. It’s aggressive, wet and dirty. Like it would be in prison

Hector gave Todd a Prison Willy to claim him as his own.

by Orchamedes December 21, 2017

Prison Tackle

When one person tackles your feet and another tackles your waist. Even the biggest, baddest dude it the pen is going down after that.

“Dude he’s twice your size.”

“So what? Let’s prison tackle his ass.”

by BaronTvirus February 27, 2022

Prison Sand

A hairy butt crack generally located in prison. Acts a a good deterrent from Bubba when dropping the soap in shower. Note: always keep soap on a rope.

"Hey Bubba, wanna have a turn on little jimmy", "NO WAY!, he has some nasty prison sand and I'm still recovering from last weeks mass chaffing wounds".

by Terra-D September 24, 2019

prison backpack

A place in which one can store many useful items such as: a shiv, drugs, a file, keys, a gold watch (like Butch's father). The term seems comes from trying to smuggle contraband into prison.

"Quick Bob, the cop is walking up to the window. Hide the shit."

"I don't have anywhere to hide it!"

"Use your prison backpack."

by walker_flocker September 17, 2016