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Present

the thing you literally say when your old teacher "calls" you.
ANOTHER DEFINITION
is that its a f*cking object that someone's hands that got run over gave you.
T:Juan!
J:Present!
wowwwww what a cool present

yeah, "ow ow my hands"
by crystalusesdiscord February 14, 2022
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present

« im going to get you a present »
« oh noooo dont shoot »
by alexander grandium April 7, 2023
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Hobo present

a gift, and/or artical of clothing left for a home bum aka hobo, to find.
Someone left their shirt in my car. Sounds like a hobo present!

I just found an awsome hobo present!
by Anthony Josafiend August 24, 2009
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presentating

a word that stupid people who don't have lives use instead of the word "presenting" because they don't know shit
me: when is your presentation?

the lil shit: im presentating today, i hope i get an A
by heehee_mj_noises February 25, 2022
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fecal presentation

A non-profane way of saying "shit show."
Sally: Wow, Bob's annual presentation was horrible. It had no useful information and his approach was super boring.

Jane: Yeah, it was a total fecal presentation.
by gonzobrains April 22, 2024
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Blank present

Presents that have no thought behind it. This usually comes in the form of gift cards & money. The person who give these as presents often do not know what the reciever likes, and simply gives them the "choice" to get "whatever they want".
Best Buy, Target, & Kohls gift cards, and $100.... man, all I got this year were Blank presents.
by kalomiris December 22, 2009
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Oral Presentation

When you give the school oral?
Lamarrontavious: You excited for the Oral Presentation today?
by dababy.com??????? May 8, 2022
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