the postman

the sexual act of anal sex followed by writting all the vital shipping information on the girls ass, slapping a stamp on it and walking out

i felt whiskey dick commin on so i pulled the postman and called it a night.

by tucsontony October 20, 2004

postmodern Justice

1. modern myth
2. legally unsound principle
3. More of a privilege than a right
4. due to the value of Justice, every possible option of denial should
be considered so it never is dispensed casually, freely, or indiscriminately.

The judicial system's definition of postmodern justice has been changed to keep up with the ideas of progressives. Their idea is that Progress is not made by contented, and happy people.

by Spiritual-Master December 10, 2021

Postmodern Judiciary

1. group of Judges forever more impressed with themselves than they should be 2. group of Judges highly respected and regarded regardless of their production or quality of work. 3. synonymous with Royalty. 4. A bastion of arrogant, self-absorbed, and closed-minded ass-hats.

The Postmodern judiciary must accept that definitions have to be changed to address postmodern progressive viewpoints.

by Spiritual-Master December 10, 2021

Postmodern Chronology

The science of predicting the future, or the actual travel forwards through time to witness it.

I traveled through time to 2050 and was an elected judge presiding over the trial of the descendants of Luke Skywalker who were being held to account for the destruction of the death star. Postmodern Chronology allowed me to witness a hung jury. When the verdict was read and the defendants set free, a group of angry political activists literally hung all twelve members of the jury.

by Spiritual-Master January 5, 2022

possum penis

Having a prehensile penis. Able to curl your penis around things and pick them up with it.

Dude dropped his fork and picked it up with his possum penis.

by Schwinkmartindale July 6, 2008

Posthumorous

When someone laughs after everyone else stops.

Everyone laughed at the joke, but when they stopped, they turned around to see Chad laughing posthumorously at the comedian's joke.

by The Essayist November 19, 2009

Possumed'd

The act of pretending to be asleep without pants on in order to get others to violate your anus.

Possuming is also used to describe this putrid act

Faizian possumed'd the entire party without them realizing it. He loves waking up not being able to walk.

by PIIHB August 19, 2009