Definitions by Schwinkmartindale

possum penis 

Having a prehensile penis. Able to curl your penis around things and pick them up with it.

Dude dropped his fork and picked it up with his possum penis.

possum penis by Schwinkmartindale July 6, 2008

mosh tail 

A dogs tail wagging in a circular motion, much like a moshing speed metal freak

Hey, check out out that Shi-Poo doing the mosh tail.

mosh tail by Schwinkmartindale July 6, 2008

Weiner Wig 

Overgrown pubic hair on a male.

Dude, I was showering at the health club and this old man came in with a HUGE weiner wig. Grandpa needed to do some serious manscaping.

Weiner Wig by Schwinkmartindale June 22, 2008