Poonix

A word MacOS Classic, and Windows NT/9x users call the UNIX operating system when they want to show their hate for it. These people often have little knowledge of UNIX. The ones who know a little more also mock the Bourne Again Shell (BASH) by calling it the "B**** Again He*l."

Hey, did you hear about Bob? He ditched Windows NT for Poonix.

Why did f***ing Apple change from their Proprietary System in MacOS Classic to Mac OS X's d*** Poonix?

by NT-UNIX November 18, 2010

Poonie Fart

It's the built up air present in a ladies vagina after she has had a night of long hard sex. The sweet air is expelled through the vaginal crevice causing her pussy lips to flap back and forth at top speeds making a sloppy fart sound.

Hey did you hear Lisa droppin those poonie farts last night in her sleep? They sounded sloppy wet and nasty. Hope she had her panties lined up right.

by gergee October 6, 2011

Pooni-brow

A woman's pubic hair in the formation similar to that of the uni-brow. Usually prevalent in indigenous women with dark hair. The formation begins from the happy trail (belly button) and continues through the puss puss around down under the taint and back up through the ass crack to the lower back.

Man! You don't want to fuck the mysterious land cow. You can see her pooni-brow hanging out of the top of her jeans.

by Ballzdeep July 23, 2013

Poonited States of America

What it feels like to have a corrupt congress and Trump as president when you have a functional heart and spine.

It’s a weird time for patriotism in the Poonited States of America.

by HumaneAnimal November 9, 2017

pooning

The act of searching for poon
Like fishing is to fish, pooning is to gash

You know, am I the only one who finds it inappropriate to go pooning on a church trip

by ManOfTheDiaspora June 27, 2005

POENIS

This is what happens when someone attempts to say the word "Penis" but has fat fingers and mess up resulting in this typo.

MasterGiby: Oh yeah? Well you can just suck a big fat poenis!
mEZEE: he absolutely loves "TEH POENIS"
RBFATAL: WTF?

by RBFATAL July 26, 2004

poons

imaginary female currency *one must earn certain amounts of 'poons' to be eligible for a 'taste' ie: doing of dirt, being responsible, and/or beast of burden, walking of the line, good little boy, being sensitive... -all these things earn one poons!

john did the laundry, cooking, cleaning AND rubbed marthas' feet...he had earned enough poons for a taste!
julie was going to have to 'put out'!! -steve had earned more than enough poons for a taste!!

by michael foolsley December 8, 2009