Pontiac Tom

A person who LOVES pontiacs. This type of person's car is black. This type of person always talks about doing stuff to his / her car, but never really seems "to get around to it" nor is able to afford it. Enjoys rubbernecking at accidents, and pretending his car performs well and is naturally better than all other cars (even though it isn't). Also, enjoys spontaneously buying stereo systems for his / her car without consulting anyone with knowledge on it.

Man. Would you look at that Pontiac Tom? What a queer.

by Ajit Kirpekar April 23, 2004

PONTIAC

"Poor Old Niger Thinks Its A Cadillac"
IS what it stands for

"that old Niger is so confused" IS WHAT PONTIAC stands for

by xcadex May 23, 2006

Pontiac 6000

Perfect "teenager's first car." I got mine for my 17th birthday from my uncle. It's the boxiest car you'll ever see. Very easy to gut open and add in aftermarket stereos and starters.

People laugh when they see me start my shitbox P6k in the winter.

by Nameles October 28, 2004

pontang

oversized fat chick that tickles your balls while fucking

Elaina likes to pontang resendo

by Billy Bob Joe the fitth July 12, 2005

Pontooning

Blowing furiously onto the fatty portion of a man's testicles, producing a loud bubbly sound.

After her lover motorboated her breasts, she started pontooning him furiously.

by catmontty January 5, 2015

ponte vedra beach florida

A piece of shit rich town.
Most of the money goes to drugs.
Most of the kids that dont do drugs are either fags or stuck up prepps that probly break out in dance every time they see a sale in american eagle.

"ponte vedra beach florida can suck a dick and die.

by kentobean August 13, 2008

pontrelli

Someone who makes sausage.

They are a whole family of pontrellis.
The baker, butcher, and pontrelli formed a club.

by sam portski June 11, 2006