1 definition by Ajit Kirpekar
A person who LOVES pontiacs. This type of person's car is black. This type of person always talks about doing stuff to his / her car, but never really seems "to get around to it" nor is able to afford it. Enjoys rubbernecking at accidents, and pretending his car performs well and is naturally better than all other cars (even though it isn't). Also, enjoys spontaneously buying stereo systems for his / her car without consulting anyone with knowledge on it.
by Ajit Kirpekar April 24, 2004