Consensual penis

A dick falsely accused of rape, turned rap diss.

After the trial, I left the courtroom gripping my consensual penis.

by Lymrix June 11, 2018

Guacamole Nigga Penis

A thicc nigga who masturbates as he eats doritos nacho cheese with fresh soft guac from the local grocery store.

you want to go perform some Guacamole Nigga Penis, and "watch" the Bachelor?

by bleached cow February 6, 2019

perfect penis

6 inches

i love perfect penis

by pau pac ulo October 21, 2019

Penis Colada

The act of sticking your penis into a unsuspecting victims drink, and 'using your swizzle stick as a swizzle stick.' Can include the added 'extra' of bodily fluids.

Man, can you believe Gups gave Jaraad a Penis Colada at that 21st the other night.

by Dwayne's Love Child December 15, 2008

Millet Penis

When your penis has an apparent shift to the left. Not Normal. Can lead to fights with people and end up losing.

Matt: Dude, woke up and found out I have a Millet Penis.
Tanner: Bye

by huntedthenorth October 21, 2010

Penis Pushbroom

Heavy, thick, bristley hair on the upper that often resembles a pushbroom. When fellatio is performed, the penis pushbroom will "sweep" the penis clean. Similar to cock duster.

Is your penis dusty? Come down to the local gay bar and pick up yourself a penis pushbroom.

by Jeffz0rz July 18, 2006

Penis Parker

A man who parks his penis

1: I'll Park my penis in you.
2: I can't believe that he just put his penis there; He is such a Penis Parker.

by Casino's Mother June 1, 2019