Pokimane's voice

The most annoying, horrendous, awful, unattractive, retarded voice to ever exist.

Pokimane's voice makes me wanna die

by I eat poop 69 January 19, 2022

Pokin' cotton

When you have take a crap so bad it starts commin' out before you make it to the toilet/water closet and you can feel the turd pushin' against your underwear.

Man I gotta shit so bad I'm already pokin' cotton.

by T. Erdelyi June 18, 2007

poking the angry cow

tempting fate, taking a risk.

I feel like I'm poking the angry cow by meeting this guy off of this dating website.

by lookarobot April 18, 2010

pokier

to be more pokey then usual.. to poke alot

omg , Mags is pokier than usual today . what a tugger she is driving me nuts!

by bugs2011 January 17, 2011

Poking the payroll

Phrase to define when a colleague is having sexual relations with a peer or their manager. Often used on work instant message systems and social networks to avoid rousing any suspicion, particularly if the person in question is already in a relationship outside of work.

Lewis was poking poking the payroll at the office Christmas party and carried on in the toilets at work the next day

by coradia January 20, 2013

Pokihangover

Next day exhaustion after playing Pokemon Go all night

Dude I have a pokihangover and my butt will be planted all day on the couch

by Paloma mama October 3, 2016

Pokin’ the momo

A turn of phrase used to describe someone’s polite attempt to partake in an unfamiliar custom or tradition when it is clear the person is highly uncomfortable.

Alejandra: Steve, your mom looks like she’s really enjoying my niece’s Quinceañera!

Steve: Babe, my mom is a keen racist. She’s just pokin’ the momo until she gets to go home.

by Leftmarx May 26, 2018