lukey pokey

The art of sneeking off in the middle of the day for a pokey bumy wank. You must do it standing up in a public toilet and get 2 fingers up the hole for it to count as an official lukey pokey... Many people who attempt this don't get the two fingers up.

Guy 1: Did you totally see that guy sneeking off to the bogs.... I bet he was going for a Lukey Pokey

Guy 2: Doubt it.... It's not a Lukey Pokey if you can't get 2 fingers up

by morgjones13 November 3, 2014

popeye

Maker of good chicken.

What you weighin? 350? you popeye chicken eatin motha fucka!

by Anonymous August 26, 2003

Pokey Device

A stick shaped object used for various activities that involve poking. Pokey devices are often used to clear a clogged bowl or clean it of resin. Though not always used specifically in regards to marijuana use, pokey devices are also suitable for stoking a fire or loading a cannon.

"This bowl is clogged! Do you have a pokey device?"

by BurnEdOutOne April 14, 2010

popeye jones

popeye jones is the one guy that tries to steal your pizza on a late night pizza run.

Hey man I was driving back from papa johns and popeye jones was in the median about to steal my pizza!!

by juanmart12 October 9, 2013

one eye popeye

After smoking marijuana out of a pipe, the act of holding the carb and exhaling air through the pipe as to blow the ash from the bowl.

hey phil, go ahead and one eye popeye that bowl out the window.. biatch.

by smdizzle May 17, 2007

pogey

Canadian slang for employment insurance. Commonly used to refer to Newfoundlanders

Those Newfie's sure love to collect the pogey.

by bobbleian January 21, 2009

popeye blanket

a missed dirty danza or sanchez, resulting in a squinty eye and a blanket of dook over the recipients eye.

"I was going for a sanchez and the phone rang, she turned her head and got popeye blanket instead!"

by hungry gulliver October 25, 2009