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Ladies Muff Pistol

A pistol to be hidden in one's vagina
Is that a ladies muff pistol or do you have an erection?
by Genitalia Armorer November 9, 2010
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the sex pistols

The Sex Pistols were the best band in the world. Are the best band in the world. And will ALWAYS be the best band in the world. They came out and made a new sound and style. THey sang about things that matter(God Save the Queen). ANy one who claims to be 'punk' know what i am talking about. ANy ways. peace and anarchy!
by Katherine Vicious July 1, 2003
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pistol whip

to strike someone with the barrel and/or body of a handgun, in a slapping motion. See also "bitch slap"
i pistol whipped the store clerk until he gave me the combination to the safe
by Bill Carson October 23, 2003
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Lettuce Pistol

A fresh, youthful, clean-shaven penis; to be used with a ham wallet. (Please see "Ham Wallet")
"That's the biggest damn lettuce pistol I've ever seen!"
"Did you grow your lettuce pistol naturally?"
by Gabe Larson May 5, 2008
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snub nose pistol

referring to a situation where a man is insufficient in the penile region. aka - he has a small dick. his unit looks like a snub nosed pistol, large nuts, with a small barrel.
TOOONNNYYYYYY is packin a snub nosed pistol. he likes to pump, but has problems, it falls out a lot.
by dawg nuts May 13, 2005
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Captive bolt pistol

When a man ejaculates rapidly, unexpectedly and with greater-than-average force and velocity into the unwitting face or forehead of his girlfriend / wife / partner, thus leaving them with a stunned expression.

This is inspired by the captive bolt pistol that psychotic killer Anton Chigurh uses in the movie 'No Country for Old Men'. His victims have no idea what's coming and when they do it's too late.

The device itself is usually used to stun cattle or livestock before they are butchered.
"Man, my girl was giving me the best BJ last night and before I knew it, I'd totally fired a captive bolt pistol right in her face... she was pretty stunned!"
by QuinnyT October 28, 2009
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Plasma Pistol

The fucking gayest gun in the Halo series.
Shoots pussy ass green blobs.
99% percent of people who use the plasma pistol are noobs, especially when using noob combo, or dual wielding it with a SMG or Spiker (Halo 3).
by KoolKarlen July 25, 2009
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