Pernus

A pernus is a mixture of a penis and an anus, it doesn't look very pleasant. It is usually equipped on trans.

Let me see your penis, sorry im trans i only have a pernus

by Truft September 16, 2019

Asian Persuation

The act of one individual, usualy with slanted or almond shaped eyes, attempting to persuade the conscience of another individual; these actions usually lead to some sort of sexual activity.

Brandon, you hear Lance trying to get with that girl?
Yeah Ashley, thats what you call Asian Persuation.

by ashaloo October 21, 2008

percussion

Usually considered as the people in the band who can't play an instrument or read music. This group is the one that in the definition (band) usually loses their virginity first if they aren't a slob.

Band Kid 1: Who are those people in the back and why are they hitting stuff?
Band Kid 2: The percussion! I just know that without them you suck because you can't stay together with the band.

Band Kid 1: Oh No
Kool-Aid Man: OH YEAH!!!

by Yomamasmamaishere December 31, 2011

Perseus

The number one nigga in TOrontO and Tha WoRlD

wuts gud u know Perseus

Yeee!! Dats tha Number one Nigga in Toronto and thaa WORLD !!!!

by captainannibis January 18, 2010

persume

To participate in persumption, or be persumity.

I am choosing to persume the elephant inside the room.

by Danwah February 21, 2015

persistent cloaca

When a girl is born with their rectum, vagina, and urinary tract fuse together into a common channel.

Becky: Hey Samantha did you hear about Mary's messed up private area

Samantha: Yeah she has persistent cloaca

by Urbman November 23, 2015

Percussive maintenance

The act of smacking or otherwise striking something in order to restore its functionality. While it's success rate is questionable on electronic devices it seems to work more reliably on women.

Yeaaaaaa I used percussive maintenance on her all night, bet she can't even walk now.

by Skœll June 5, 2019