parker style

Wearing clothes inside out in order to make a fashion statement

Wow... he's so cool! He's wearing that sweater parker style

by the barrister December 19, 2010

Pelkercise

A poorly executed workout routine that is primarily based around ten to twelve simple exercises. Differentiation of the routine is prohibited. It requires taking steroids, eating large quantities of bad food, and drinking heavily. In depth knowledge of the human body and its limitations are not necessary, and are often frowned upon.

Big guy, pretty strong, mentally unstable, with no body definition. Those are the results if you pelkercise.

by TheCManBaby!!! September 25, 2010

Peckerclamps

A name referring to the hands of a guy unwilling to work like a man and is in general a lazy whining sap

"Get those peckerclamps on that shovel and dig goddamit!"

" If he would use those hands for something other than pulling his pud, he might make something out of himself "

by incider November 3, 2011

Pecker shits

This is for when you take a piss and it smells awful, or resembles a smell of you shitting from your pecker

"Man that was a good piss"
"Dude what the hell, you have pecker shits turn the fan on!"
"My bad bro"

by birdmanswag November 17, 2014

Parker Tille

The most amazing guy you will find! He is kind of a bad boy but he has a sweet heart! He normal likes blond haired girls! He is very athletic and does sports like Football and Basketball.

Girl 1: I heard Parker Tille is single!

Girl 2: Omg, I want him so bad!

by Avalynnreese October 20, 2019

Peckerdo

The male equivalent of a tittydo. When a man's gut sticks out further than his penis do.

Did you see that fat guy over there? He totally has a peckerdo.

by thisisfuckedup October 10, 2020

Dead pecker bench

The long wooden bench outside of a country store in the south. Where old men gather.

Grandpa and all his buddies were sittin on the dead pecker bench talking about the war.

by soapdonkey April 18, 2015