blast from the past

Food and drink induced diarrhea after a night of binging or a bender.

Watch what you eat at the garlic festival, unless you wanna rip a ripe blast from the past at work tomorrow.

by snartgurl April 25, 2011

reach past your bubble

reach past your bubble: finding perspectives besides the one where you are the center of the universe

If you would reach past your bubble, you would see more than your ego is involved in this problem.

by TooSick4U January 2, 2012

private past relationship

its when people don't talk about past relationships and keep it secret because they did something so terribly wrong and horrible they know that no one else would ever date them . it could even lead to prison time as well. maybe not all their relationships in their past will be private but they sure do have some they dont want to tell anyone.

i don't want to talk about my past, that's not me anymore, i'm different. private past relationship.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 26, 2022

two hairs past a freckle

is another term used when someone asks what time is it and other preson does not have a cell phone or watch

hey what time is it? it two hairs past a freckle.

by anayguy July 20, 2011

is any young girl walk past your place now

A question that often starts a conversation leading to the rape of children.

"Is any young girl walk past your place now?"

by nuero February 9, 2004

ope lemme just sneak right past ya here

the most Minnesotan thing one could ever say.
often accompanied by a thick Minnesota accent

person 1: *blocking door*
person 2 (needing to get to the hotdish): “ope lemme just sneak right past ya here”

by traps n gaps January 20, 2021

Shit-mas Past

1.

A term used to describe annoying, and often irritating subject matter, which includes but is not limited to: music, fashion, popular culture, and literature. All of which generally never had any quality in the first place, yet for some odd reason keeps coming back long after it should have been forgotten. Don't be fooled by the terms "What's hot", "Timeless Classic", or "Greatest Hits".

2.

A term of disdain used in a holiday or gift giving environment for terrible, unimaginative, and impractical items, stretching back for an undisclosed number of years, that no one wanted when they were new, much less now.

"Oh man, I can't get that song out of my head. It keeps haunting me like the ghost of shit-mas past!"

"Hey Your mom dropped these boxes off this morning. Some of this stuff is ancient man, its like a giant bag of memories from shit-mas past."

Examples

Music
"Two Weeks"-Barenaked Ladies (Ca. 1999)
"Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It) Beyonce (Ca. 2008)

Film
"Scary Movie, Insert word Movie(s)" (Ca.1999-2008)
"Saw (I-VI)" (Ca. 2005-???)

Television
"Seinfeld (In Syndication)" (Ca. 1990- the end of time)
"Small-ville" (Ca. 2000-the second coming)

Gifts
"Re-gifting a kitchen appliance you received from your first failed marriage that never saw the outside of its box to your recently married best friend...the one who bought it for you in the first place."

"Billy the Singing Bass"

by Christopher Jager January 24, 2010